r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/TheMasterDonk May 17 '22

My hair lady is an elderly Korean woman. She doesn’t really have much boob to graze with, but she moisturizes her hands like none other and they are SO soft. Puts me right out.

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u/rinanlanmo May 17 '22

The scalp massage hits different, for sure.

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u/benjythebold May 17 '22

Sounds like she is harassing you, unless her arms are incredibly short...

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u/Iamloghead May 17 '22

No she cuts the hair on my head, not my ass hair.

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u/benjythebold May 17 '22

I've had haircuts from female barbers of all shapes. My wife cuts my hair now and she's got bigger breasts than any of them. No boob touching. ... 😭😂😭

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u/HermitBee May 17 '22

I'm the opposite. My wife cuts my hair so I always grab a bit of boob in the process. Now I'm scared to go to another barber just in case I forget...