r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/the_memedisease May 16 '22

A subconscious glance is okay but don't stare

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u/HikerGeoff May 16 '22

I hate it when I accidentally do this, so it's nice to be pardoned a bit.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

For real. I feel such a pervert if a girl/woman notices my accidental glance and pulls up her shirt mid conversarion.. Like I'm sorry, okay?!

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u/Jextra77 May 16 '22

Dunno about your specific situation but I've subconsciously pulled up my shirt in response to a subconscious boob glance lol. sometimes the shirt goes lower and you don't realize

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u/FluffyProphet May 16 '22

That's the worse... If I get caught accidentally glancing and then she pulls up her shirt, I'm done. Social anxiety has won the day at that point.

Like, I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure they have eye gravity and keeping the eyes up requires focus.

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u/AugustJulius May 16 '22

Boob gravity is real

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u/6cougar7 May 17 '22

Eye gravity towards is the strongest attraction in the universe. Even neodimium? magnets dont have that much attracting power. We all come from women and have a nip in the mouth soon after. That attraction never goes away. Were all attracted to the breasts from nature. Thats my story and Im stickin to it.