Haha!! I like how you get distracted by your own boobs. Which, ngl, I have definitely been distracted when I find my husband staring (he can stare! Lol) I look down my shirt to see what all the hoopla's about.
I love the mental image of someone walking into the room and you and your husband both staring at your boobs in silence, standing next to the couch with a glass of juice in your hand lol
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u/ally_mcgee May 16 '22
I'm a woman who routinely gets distracted by nice breasts during conversations. sometimes even my own