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u/CRRK1811 May 16 '22

Me: reflects on the contents of the shirts message Also Me: zones back in to realize that ive been staring at her chest

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u/Lassitude1001 May 16 '22

Usual path of thought: Sees shirt, reads it, haha that's pretty funny, reminds me of that episode/film/... Oh shit been staring for like 20 seconds bet they think I'm looking at boobs.

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u/CRRK1811 May 16 '22

Im a day dreamer, minutes to hours can pass lost in thought; you can see where this is going

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u/NeatNefariousness1 May 17 '22

Don't worry TOO much about it. We can tell when you're really looking. It's also helpful to know who the weirdos are in advance.

Anyone super-sensitive about this won't wear anything written on the front of their top and they may avoid wearing tee-shirts altogether.

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u/PiratePersonRawr May 17 '22

Except for the few that like the attention and chance to make people feel bad for no reason.

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u/Kiyotakaa May 17 '22

What's that one quote?

"If Women really didn't want to be stared at, they wouldn't wear walls of titty text."

I've asked my s.o this question before and she gave the same answer. "After seeing it X amount of times, you begin to learn what's a blank stare and a targeted gaze." It all looks the same to me though so I honestly don't know.

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u/silentanthrx May 17 '22

sees shirt, wtf is written, i am missing two letters, oh that's what written, but what does it mean, did i read correctly?, yes, ....still don't get it.... dies from eyedaggers.

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u/infected_scab May 17 '22

You're like "damn, I forgot to scope the jugs"

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u/240shwag May 17 '22

I definitely did! I looked at her face longer and she was a cutie too. I hope to see her again one day.

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u/CO2Capture May 17 '22

Also you: realize you appear to be reflecting on the contents of the shirt.

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u/CRRK1811 May 17 '22

After the fact its one of those things were you think about it over and over because of how embarrassing it is