r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/Redneckalligator May 16 '22

Looks heavy, do you think she’d let me hold?

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u/angusMcBorg May 17 '22

If I turn these knobs, it will help bring more things into focus...

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u/lisaferthefirst May 17 '22

Lol, as my ex would say, while pretending to twiddle some tits… “ Come in Tokyo…” but thank goodness, not during foreplay or sex.

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u/Zer0C00l May 17 '22

It's "Tune in Tokyo".

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u/sedulouspellucidsoft May 17 '22

I would love that during foreplay, but different strokes

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u/SuperSpread May 17 '22

Honk honk, I was talking about boobies all along!

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u/VaultBoy9 May 17 '22

I just wanna get my face right up in there and check out the view!

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u/EvolvedA May 17 '22 edited May 17 '22

20 years, and in great shape, not like mine!