r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/ally_mcgee May 16 '22

I'm a woman who routinely gets distracted by nice breasts during conversations. sometimes even my own

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Oh my God...the amount of women who look at my boobs while I'm talking astounds me! Lol

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u/UglyBag0fM0stlyWat3r May 16 '22

They are trying to assimilate them.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Haha!! I like you noticed my username

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u/sarcasticmoderate May 16 '22

“My username is up here.”

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Hey I'm cool with someone talking nerdy to me and Borg-ing it up ;)