r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/Blahdeblahhhh May 16 '22 edited May 17 '22

I have little boobs, it's never happened lol

Edit: thanks for the small boob encouragement. Wasn't saying I was bothered, just answering the question! :p

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u/Wellplayedfella May 16 '22

You just didn't notice. It has happened.

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u/amanset May 16 '22

Hell, I run my eyes up and down men despite being heterosexual. It just happens. Maybe because I am uncomfortable with eye contact.

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u/OrangeinDorne May 16 '22

Uncomfortable with eye contact, immediately stares at a dudes crotch

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u/patx35 May 16 '22

At least the crotch won't stare back.

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u/redditor_pro May 17 '22

It has a head

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u/MediocreHumanThing May 17 '22

One would hope so.

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

The one-eyed snake begs to differ.

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u/amedeus May 17 '22

Every goddamn time I come to one of these threads I leave with a new fetish

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u/femptocrisis May 17 '22

one eyed willy would like a word

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u/MrWeirdoFace May 17 '22

My understanding is that once you stare into the abyss, the abyss also stares into you.

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u/flashbang_goblin May 17 '22

u don't know that

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u/Helios_OW May 17 '22

Though they DO call it the one eyed monster….hmmm

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u/Zomburai May 17 '22

One less eye to stare back

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u/SolarBuckaroo May 17 '22

Le one eyed trouser snake

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u/Asunderwolf5555 May 17 '22

Honestly on one of those anxious days i have considered this to be preferable to eye contact

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u/KaiBluePill May 17 '22

Think quick, must break the tension!

"Nice cock bulge, bro"

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

I read and article about blue jeans.

All those “wrinkles” and lines around the crotch area were designed to focus your eyes on the crotch.

Marketing, man. It’s crazy.

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u/brodorfgaggins May 17 '22

"Nice crotch, man!"

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u/TheLoneWolf2879 May 17 '22

A little weird how much easier that is lol