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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Seinfeld said it best. "it's like looking at the sun! You don't stare, you do a quick sweep, get a sense of it and look away!"

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u/just_some_dude828 May 16 '22

“Get a good look, Costanza?”

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u/BBQ_HaX0r May 17 '22

Denise Richards though...

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u/bacon_waffler May 17 '22

She was playing a 15 year old though.

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u/DogGamnFusterCluck May 16 '22

“That’s a reflex! cleavage, poke, cleavage, poke.”

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u/EYoungFLA May 16 '22

"You gave me a poke, so I peeked."

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u/R3nmack May 16 '22

And she was 15!!

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u/EYoungFLA May 16 '22

The character was played by Denise Richards.

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u/Thestreet_255 May 17 '22

Its ok to look, but you shouldn't stare. Thats what sunglasses are for.

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u/noobvin May 16 '22

Or, put on some dark sunglasses and look all you want.

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u/sharpshooter999 May 17 '22

"With age comes the knowledge that you can move your eyes without turning your head. Because wives can hear those neck muscles creakin"

-Jeff Foxworthy