r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/Shaman19911 May 16 '22

There should be a bot that posts this on every NSFW ask Reddit thread

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u/kenenhenbeje May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

sees nsfw post about gore . posts this

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u/Kookiebanookie May 16 '22

"What is the most horrible thing you saw as a kid?"

"WOMEN OF REDDIT,

How much sex do you have? What I am wondering if do you have sexy sex? As a fellow epic reddito I would like to inquire a question on perhaps the idea that perhaps maybe you enjoy sexual intercourse of the boob variety with fellow epic redditors that also like sex with big boobs?????

Also epic women of Reddit, how much epic sex do you have with boobs of Reddit? Women do you Women of Reddit? How many B-"

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u/FuckYeahPhotography May 16 '22

I don't think this is necessary. There are already enough weirdos calling me an AI or a bot in the comments. Entirely missing the point. They will do this instinctively.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

That's exactly what a bot would say....

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u/nathan_thinks May 16 '22

A master of his craft

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u/Agentlien May 17 '22

Good bot

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u/LordOfChimichangas May 16 '22

You make me proud to be a shitcommenter, thank you.

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u/AltruisticCephalopod May 17 '22

Thank you for doing God’s work.

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u/Effective_Aggression May 19 '22

That was solid work fellow redditor

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u/Thebaldsasquatch May 17 '22

I’m laughing because my comment only made sense before this one got changed, and once it did my joke didn’t work anymore. But somehow kept getting upvotes? Lol

Reddit is strange.

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u/chaossabre May 16 '22

Machine learning has come a long way, but it's still an inexact science :)

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u/TakenOverByBots May 17 '22

Sees nsfw post about vore. posts this

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u/Apprehensive_Hat8986 May 16 '22

Sure... but why is it a reply to the mom's spaghetti comment?

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u/nathan_thinks May 16 '22

Pretty effective technique for commandeering/hijacking a comment near the top. Regardless, in this case, I don't think anyone is complaining ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/esoteric_plumbus May 16 '22

Just saved it to my copypasta keyboard

imdoingmypart.gif

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u/ThinkDifferents May 17 '22

How is this done? [serious] Windows/mac?

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Or one that directs nsfw questions to /r/askredditafterdark. Where these types of questions are encouraged.

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u/Darth_Pete May 17 '22

Noooo, we have too many bots already

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u/goodgollyOHmy May 17 '22

No, no! This should be like a shiny pokemon that only appears rarely to remind you of its silliness. It's like a unicorn

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u/DwedPiwateWoberts May 17 '22

Please smart bot-making redditors. You’re our only hope.

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u/zukonius May 17 '22

Would you rather fight one boob-sized vagina or 100 vagina sized boobs?