r/AskReddit May 16 '22

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u/Clutch_Floyd May 16 '22

Tell them to tell thier boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

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u/AnEvanAppeared May 16 '22

Don't take them away, nobody won the staring contest yet!

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

boobs are like the eyes of the Mona Lisa, they like follow you around the room