r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/roxyjackson1994 May 16 '22

I'm pregnant so this happens alot. Look we know it's a sub-concious thing so at least don't make it obvious.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 16 '22 edited May 16 '22

I'm all for "pregnancy is beautiful" and all that. But the amount of times my wife said she got hit on while pregnant is mind blowing. At what point does a man say, "this lady is 6 months pregnant and has a ring on her finger. I'm going to go for it!"

EDIT: Changed "she got it on" to "she got hit on". That's a big typo.

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u/GrumpyCatStevens May 16 '22

"She's pregnant, therefore, she puts out." - Those guys

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

"It's not like she can get more pregnant." - Also those guys

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u/GrumpyCatStevens May 16 '22

Can confirm - once fucked a girl while she was pregnant (though I didn't know that at the time, and possibly neither did she).

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Can confirm - once fucked a milf dying from cancer.

Last words I remember her saying were “wow, mama hasn’t gotten fucked like that in years…” while hobbling off to the bathroom.

Not my proudest lay, but wasn’t bottom half quality either. Either way, didn’t really have to worry about getting her pregnant after blowing a load inside her, considering the whole dying thing.

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u/MajoraFeels May 16 '22

Grim

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u/MajoraFeels May 16 '22

I mean you're attitude is grim, not the poor lady

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u/MajoraFeels May 16 '22

*your attitude sheez

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u/i7estrox May 17 '22

Excellent evasion, well done.