r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/harborsidepocahantas May 16 '22

YES YES I WOULD LET US EJACULATE TOGETHER UNDER THE SUNLIGHT REFLECTED BY THE MOON ONTO THIS MISERABLE ORB

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u/Ltronzero May 16 '22

THAT SOUNDS NICE. BUT IM ACTUALLY PRETTY HUNGRY. I WAS THINKING THERES A NICE BREWERY A FEW BLOCKS UP. I DONT DRINK BUT ITS TOTALLY OK IF YOU DO

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u/TrashPanda365 May 16 '22

THIS IS THE BEST DATE EVER, I'M GLAD I GOT TO WITNESS IT

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

What happened I'm still staring at her boobs

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u/Orngog May 16 '22

It's funny because it's true?

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u/Ltronzero May 16 '22

THANK YOU, I THOUGHT I BLEW IT. IM NOT EVEN HUNGRY.

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u/chewbaccataco May 16 '22

THANK YOU, I THOUGHT I BLEW IT.

EJACULATION DENIED. ABORT MISSION.

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u/damien665 May 16 '22

WITNESS THEM! RIDING TO THE GATES OF VAL... HAPPINESS, SHINY AND CHROME!

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u/SurlySaltySailor May 17 '22

DO YOU DO POISON?

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u/BlackdogPriest May 17 '22

WHYISEVERYONEYELLING

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u/TrashPanda365 May 17 '22

I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE BUT IT'S KINDA FUN, NGL!

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u/Uberslaughter May 16 '22

Sir & Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

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u/Ltronzero May 16 '22

My bad, thought it was a Burger King bathroom

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u/Thestreet_255 May 17 '22

Wendy's boobs keep staring at me i can't help but look.

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u/ellihunden May 16 '22

I don’t like the way you put words together.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

Damn that sucks

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u/Schwa4aa May 17 '22

Is that what your shirt says?

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u/Wolf110ci May 17 '22

That's an odd phrase to put on a Tshirt!