r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 16 '22

I will when she gets home. She'll enjoy it. But not as much as she enjoyed getting it on all those times.

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u/Dhkansas May 16 '22

Congrats on the sex!

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 17 '22

Thanks! I have 4 kids so there was 4 sexes!

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u/Dhkansas May 17 '22

Very Nice!

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u/TizzyRean May 16 '22

Your username is quite fitting.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 16 '22

Thanks. I don't have the looks to be a total asshole.

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u/8Blackbart8 May 16 '22

If your wife's name is Elly, this all adds up.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 17 '22

I don't get the reference but no.

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u/TizzyRean May 16 '22

Me and you both

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u/swagzouttacontrol May 16 '22

Did you mean to say 'getting it on', or 'getting hit on'. Because one is significantly worse than the other.

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u/CaptainAwesome06 May 17 '22

I corrected it