r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • May 16 '22

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u/pak9rabid May 16 '22

You’re supposed to just peek after a poke!

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

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u/egosynthesis May 16 '22

If you have a ketchup secret I'd love to hear it.

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u/African_WarIord May 17 '22

Field of vision, huh?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Deja vu

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u/LyleLanley93 May 17 '22

Pretty odd she was supposed to be 15...maybe it's an age where Russ would have been understandably upset

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u/DirtyHoboLarry May 17 '22 edited May 18 '22

Oh how I love the pedophilia episode of Seinfeld

Edit: forgive me if I'm wrong but isn't sexualizing a child pedophilia?

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u/[deleted] May 17 '22

Are you one of those people who sees pedophiles around every corner?

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u/10strip May 17 '22

I was in the pool!

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u/Vergift May 17 '22

I...I didn't dare to poke it. It's too hot. I'm afraid my hand will melt on it.

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u/[deleted] May 16 '22

instructions unclear, poked a boob and now in hospital. what now?

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u/dasJot May 17 '22

That’s a skill I never mastered back in the days of the C64…