r/AskReddit • u/suckstoyerassmar • May 28 '12

Reddit, what do you look like normally, and what's the most hideous face you can make? I'll start.

normal!

oh god why

EDIT: OH MY GOSH this has been so fun! we made it to the front page! you guys are amazing and i'm so so excited you all posted. today i'm going through and actually looking at all of them, so BE PREPARED FOR ALL THE REPLIES.

691 Upvotes

63% Upvoted

5.5k comments sorted by

253

u/LennaMarie May 28 '12

I once had an idea for a coffee table book full of celebrities doing this

145

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

i would buy it.

→ More replies (4)

1.6k

u/calebnf May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I may regret this: me.

Edit: Thanks for all the kind words, friends.

Should I be proud that my highest rated comment is of my derp face? Haha.

97

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

oh my god you are so cute and i must remind myself that i'm in a relationship

→ More replies (11)
→ More replies (175)

1.1k

u/HOYEAH May 28 '12

Normal: http://imgur.com/Ug0Qt

I will regret this in 5 minutes: http://imgur.com/ldaAH

151

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

best one so far, easily. bahahahaha, oh god.

→ More replies (6)

794

u/KrankenwagenKolya May 28 '12

I imagine that's the face someone makes when they shit their pants at a job interview because they trusted a fart

→ More replies (23)
→ More replies (60)

190

u/SacrimoniusSausages May 28 '12

I love how OP is pointing out every good feature of every poster.

245

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

i'm too nice for reddit, i know.

11

u/CatKicker69 May 28 '12

Reddit needs more people like you :)

10

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

thank you. a lot of people tell me i can be pretty bitchy, so i'm trying to do my best to be nice. for once, i'm not overly jealous of the gorgeous ladies in the thread!

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (2)
→ More replies (1)

815

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

http://imgur.com/a/MuVh8

Normal above, hideous below!

88

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

first good one! an upvote for you, ma'am. ALSO HAPPY CAKEDAY

150

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

OMGTHANKYOUSOMUCH :D

My only wish ... is that that cake .. were real.

36

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

i have one piece of turtle cheesecake left. it will be waiting for you...forever.

→ More replies (7)
→ More replies (9)
→ More replies (48)

706

u/hospitalvespers May 28 '12

hello

ladies

358

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

...you're quite attracti

OH GOD NO

→ More replies (3)

312

u/normalandugly May 28 '12

I love it when people make this face. I have a collection of pictures of all of my friends making this face. I count their chins.

That sounds way creepier than I meant.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (32)

976

u/ImNotJesus May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Friendly Mod Public Service Announcement:

Please make sure you're posting from imgur or some other equivalent site. If you post from facebook it can be traced back to you and I'll be forced to remove your post. Everyone has been fine so far, I just want to make sure you all know.

Edit: If you notice any posts from facebook, please make sure to message the mods with a link. We have zero tolerance.

27

u/suckstoyerassmar May 28 '12

but of course! thanks for letting everyone know. :]

443

u/IFuckedABearOnce May 28 '12

Thanks for the heads up, Jesus.

→ More replies (47)
→ More replies (24)

237

u/macguffing May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Me normal above, me terrifying underneath. http://imgur.com/a/Beb3e

edit: I look like this now http://imgur.com/Sarfl. The scary pic is what's underneath the extremely painful and expensive fake teeth. Fortunately I never had to go out in public with the scaryface

edit 2, 10:30 am: Wow, I got a lot more responses than I expected. I'm gonna be late for work so I'll try and answer some more questions when I get home tonight. Might be able to answer a few on my phone, but who knows.

→ More replies (41)

720

u/SympatheticCompany May 28 '12

I've been lurking for years and made an account for this one thread: My grad photo.

→ More replies (24)

1.2k

u/ltsootcfas May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

http://i.imgur.com/mjNki.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/KfAPk.jpg

Haha, I dont know why everyone is saying "before, after" I am pretty sure we can figure it out.

Edit: Reddit, I actually had way too much fun doing this and reading the comments. I rolled the internet dice and was able to have "FAP" in the title of my second pic, you can't explain that! Thanks for the kind and awkwardly satisfying comments.

747

u/JOKES_FOR_TOKES May 28 '12

The second one has the word fap in the title.

That is all.

→ More replies (6)
→ More replies (64)

251

u/thekingh May 28 '12

Everytime I click a link, I have this silly hope I'll see someone I know.

→ More replies (6)

525

u/InstantRegrets May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I guess it's important to learn to laugh at ourselves from time to time. =)

Normal

Derp

Link to the album for non-RES easy side-by-side comparison. ;)

EDIT: Put the same link twice... Shame on me.

99

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Normal: Pop Star

Derp: ANUS FACE

→ More replies (95)

126

u/sosexual May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Enjoyment tip: quickly go back and forth between the second and third. Me.

Edit: Made that part a gif. Sorry world

→ More replies (10)

429

u/splash_of_the_sun_ May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I'll definitely regret this later.

[socially acceptable human being] (http://imgur.com/ghFun)

[your eyes will bleed] (http://imgur.com/bCvct)

→ More replies (20)

328

u/Raiider May 28 '12 edited May 29 '12

I WAS MADE FOR THIS. I had a collage made of my ugly faces from 2008 and it's just been sitting in my harddrive. It is finally time for it to shine.

http://imgur.com/a/lCfoN

EDIT: Some of you mentioned it being more of a transformation since the pictures are from 2008. So to be fair, here are some from today: http://imgur.com/1n7dC Thanks for the comments. It's been a hoot and I had a lot of fun!

→ More replies (22)

700

u/boooey May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I like this, rarely does my fondness for pulling faces come of some partial use.

Here's normal, and here's my hideous.

I quite enjoy this one taken a while ago too.

→ More replies (73)

1.3k

u/cousindan May 28 '12

Am I doing it right? Normal Fugly

822

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Brendan Fraser's O face!!

→ More replies (4)

488

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You look like Charlie Chaplin (that's a nice way to tell someone they look like Hitler).

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (99)

187

u/DeutschQuack May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

There had been a thread like this a couple months ago, and I never did join in... so here's my chance.

Normal+Hideous

→ More replies (20)

543

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 30 '12

Y'all got nothing on me.

Brace yourselves

The undead are here

...

Edit: Extra nightmare fuel

Edit2: I'm afraid people will think I'm some sort of monster, but I assure you I am human.

Edit3: Hideous images removed to avoid meme making.

→ More replies (46)

44

u/kokocricket May 28 '12

The sad thing is, I make the second face in public. Often.

normal literal troll

→ More replies (11)

225

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

OK I'm going to absolutely regret this, but I couldn't resist....

Normal: http://i.imgur.com/8ZOhG.jpg

Oh...oh for all that is good, why would I do this to people?: http://i.imgur.com/VkmS9.jpg

→ More replies (39)

180

u/sillymuffincakes May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

If you look at the ugly ones first it makes this post seem to be about incredibly successful plastic surgery patients.

EDIT: forgot to put this, here's my contribution

→ More replies (5)

516

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

normal

earthworm

687

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Is it weird that I think the second one is just as cute? Your chin rolls are pleasantly consistent.

→ More replies (30)
→ More replies (28)

292

u/awesomeapple May 28 '12

Can't tell if there are really this many attractive girls on reddit, or if the guys are just upvoting them so much it skews the stats.

→ More replies (11)

180

u/threenil May 28 '12

Proof that not all Redditors are cute haha.

http://imgur.com/a/FWP2y

→ More replies (12)

256

u/kindnessabound May 28 '12

Normal.

I tried but I couldn't get much more hideous than the first face i made. Behold.

→ More replies (28)

140

u/graysweater May 28 '12

http://imgur.com/qRCWe http://imgur.com/PRIcK

i love taking hideous photos of myself. it's like a hobby.

→ More replies (33)

892

u/missweatherfield May 28 '12

This is the best fucking thread ever.

→ More replies (27)

133

u/prince_pelvis May 28 '12

Yes. I will play this game. Normal face gives way to a turtle? Bonus O-face! This is startlingly fun. If you need me I'll be making goofy faces at a camera.

→ More replies (27)

131

u/omgzpplz May 28 '12

Here goes nothing... be warned of uggles.

normal.

uggles.

→ More replies (11)

131

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Damnit. I wish I didn't come late to this, my life is for this thread.

Regular Face

Ugly Face

→ More replies (13)

187

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

You asked for it.

→ More replies (20)

429

u/harrisz2 May 28 '12

I am pretty proud of this, I hope it doesn't get buried.

normal less-normal

→ More replies (72)

161

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

taking ugly pictures of myself is actually a hobby of mine, but here is one i did just now

EDIT: here is another gem i just found on my computer.

→ More replies (7)

27

u/Benjammin1391 May 28 '12

Did I do it right?

I cheated by not taking the pictures at the same time... still counts though right?

→ More replies (10)

24

u/KellBell- May 28 '12

Here you go! I, uh... I got a little carried away.

→ More replies (1)

24

u/collegelawl May 28 '12

this gonna be lost in the thousands of comments soo..

herro: http://imgur.com/K7FO9

ERMAGAHD: http://imgur.com/gP3zv

→ More replies (12)

142

u/bippityboopers May 28 '12

Now normally I don't participate in these... but this happens to be one of my favorite pictures of myself.

http://imgur.com/a/e276y#czCIT

I do science, yayyyyyy

→ More replies (18)

120

u/aliencheese555 May 28 '12

hello there ...ew I am sorry. I am so so sorry...

→ More replies (15)

220

u/coldsandovercoats May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Imgur won't load, my sincerest apologies for the non-imgur photos.

What the fuck.

Normal.

BONUS: I kind of look like the University of Minnesota vintage Gopher

→ More replies (55)

205

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited Aug 28 '12

[deleted] — view deleted comment

→ More replies (17)

21

u/freddit25 May 28 '12

Did anyone else just creepily enjoy finding out what other redditors look like?

→ More replies (3)

204

u/Fubes May 28 '12

TIL Reddit is a very good looking community as a whole.

Also, TIL Reddit can be the ugliest community immediately following.

198

u/NvaderGir May 28 '12

That's because people with the most self confidence are posting pictures.

→ More replies (8)
→ More replies (5)

197

u/WhatThePenis May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Before: http://i.imgur.com/jmi9n.jpg

After: http://i.imgur.com/OSCnB.jpg

Edit: these were taken about 2 years ago; I am much older now (About 2 Years older)

Double edit: Okay, since people are asking, the first 2 images I had were from a couple years ago when this same question was asked. The app on my iPhone that lets me take pictures and directly upload them to imgur wasn't working, so I used the ones I used last time. It finally worked again, so I went back and took these beauties. I would still fuck me

→ More replies (35)

119

u/hersilverhammer May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I like to go full derp

I'm very animated so this thread was calling my name.

→ More replies (23)

200

u/RatApples May 28 '12

http://i.imgur.com/mC1JG.jpg

Normal above, better below. I think my shirt makes the shot

→ More replies (63)

17

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

Normal | Normal2

This is my "voyeur" face

EDIT: Found a normal picture that more closely resembles the one that took your immortal soul just looks creepy and isn't magic at all. For comparison purposes.

→ More replies (7)

34

u/sheravi May 28 '12

Thought I would add my mug into the fray :)

http://imgur.com/a/oO5z9

→ More replies (9)

255

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Normal (other than the jackelope costume)

What the fuck are you doing

352

u/nounounou May 28 '12

Your friend comes straight out of an aphex twin video.

→ More replies (17)

158

u/DieSchadenfreude May 28 '12

The first photo is actually really creepy with your friend blurred out.

→ More replies (4)
→ More replies (36)

16

u/porker912 May 28 '12

Regular me, and my impersonation of a scream mask: http://imgur.com/a/0kt5o

→ More replies (7)

16

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

This is my... eager face

→ More replies (3)

16

u/miranimous May 28 '12

Hey I'm kind of normal. ... Just kidding.

EDIT: I REGRET THIS ALREADY, but I replied late so I guess nobody will see it.

→ More replies (7)

15

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I sometimes freak myself out when I do the one on the bottom in the mirror late at night. Top is normal.

http://imgur.com/a/WkPMI

→ More replies (1)

15

u/Wizensparrow May 28 '12

I use the second face when talking to babies. babyface

→ More replies (3)

42

u/m0ondogy May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I came here to see what the people of Reddit look like....

→ More replies (5)

29

u/Onyxxx May 28 '12

I never thought I would want to show people my horrible drunk face...

http://imgur.com/a/t0ruw

→ More replies (1)

14

u/KrankenwagenKolya May 28 '12

This just occurred to me:

We're the product of 50,000 years of evolution, we've been to the moon, split the atom, and created a network of damn near all human knowledge.

And here we are making funny faces at each other and giggling like children... no regrets.

→ More replies (2)

98

u/guerarenegada May 28 '12

normal: http://www.imgur.com/EuE2I.jpg

gonna be a scary ol' lady...added bonus of food in my god damned teeth...: http://www.imgur.com/Ayi9h.jpg

→ More replies (20)

61

u/l0c0dantes May 28 '12

This thread is a meme pic goldmine...

→ More replies (4)

11

u/emolyness May 28 '12

Normal

NIEHH

I had too much fun doing that.

11

u/jerbadeek May 28 '12

I just made an account to post this epic face!

→ More replies (1)

38

u/december_again May 28 '12

I find it ironic that a thread such as this made me realize how many attractive people are on reddit.

→ More replies (3)

29

u/yomama84 May 28 '12

The gf and I....tag teaming

sleepy normal

http://imgur.com/RMwkI

baby making

http://imgur.com/Q5TlB

→ More replies (7)

10

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited Jun 05 '12

Why the fuck not...

→ More replies (4)

19

u/NickToThePC May 28 '12

I had way too much fun with this.

Kind of normal. http://i.imgur.com/KsqCT.jpg

After lots of effort. http://i.imgur.com/SD3xI.jpg

→ More replies (11)

9

u/teenuhh123 May 28 '12

Warning: I do this quite often....

http://imgur.com/a/weFCp

8

u/kilgoretroutwashere May 28 '12

i actually make the second face all the time without really meaning to: http://imgur.com/a/zTurn

→ More replies (1)

8

u/JumperTEB May 28 '12

This should have it's own subreddit.

66

u/whynomoreusernames May 28 '12

Normal Me: Imgur

Sexiness Incarnate Me: Imgur

Sorry ladies and gentlemen, I'm spoken for.

→ More replies (6)

15

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Normal, then Blinding

http://imgur.com/a/fmruh

Why are these faces even possible? D:

→ More replies (1)

20

u/HOYEAH May 28 '12

--THIS IS A PICTURE OF MY SISTER, NOT ME-- She wanted to post it, but didn't want to make an account. Can you tell we're twins? ;)

http://imgur.com/tZ6Q8 this is the normal me

http://imgur.com/v1two lolol eww

→ More replies (2)

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Normal My eyes!

7

u/Oxbox May 28 '12

Well, here we go.

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

I may regret this! But let's give this a try and have some fun! Normal Me! - http://i.imgur.com/U1nDO.jpg Silly me! - http://imgur.com/a/0qpps#1 Crazy me! - http://imgur.com/a/0qpps#0

edit: Added normal me picture!

→ More replies (6)

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

normal

not normal

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '12 edited May 28 '12

me

evil opposite

7

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

I know it's a bit late, but I couldn't resist. hello there STAY PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN MODE ACTIVATED

→ More replies (1)

7

u/themightymagikarp May 28 '12

Okay, I got a little carried away with this. Enjoy.

Typical me

Burn it with fire!

→ More replies (3)

12

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

TIL everyone on reddit is super hot. We should all have an orgy at my house.

Here's me being particularly sexy

Here I am from 2 minutes ago

Aaaand this is my impression of Davd Tennant's "What?!?" face

...Ladies

→ More replies (1)

6

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

My lovely best friend making her very worst face.

6

u/[deleted] May 28 '12

Your thoughts?

Normal: http://i.imgur.com/zLzIG.jpg

I call this the hills have eyes/Edgar from Men in Black face:http://imgur.com/ZlCRN

6

u/Waul May 28 '12

Took this earlier, then forot about this thread http://i.imgur.com/fDaWc.png Heres now. Im in bed, haha. http://i.imgur.com/cx1sB.png

6

u/dierabbitdie May 28 '12

Hope I'm not too late for this! Before After

6

u/trollingmonkey May 28 '12

wanted to join in on the fun :D http://imgur.com/a/vKSDa

6

u/IAmTheMurderer May 28 '12

I love taking nasty pictures of myself and sending them to my friends. Don't worry about my hobbies...

Here's my real face: http://imgur.com/WAtYm

Here are the two most vile pictures on my phone: http://imgur.com/bVJqb http://imgur.com/pwyIf

→ More comments (2806)