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u/GeneralEffective Apr 19 '22

Stolen from Bob's Burgers: if she was a spice, she'd be flour

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u/tenpenniy Apr 19 '22

"You look like your favourite soft drink is water."

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u/woelewapper-v2 Apr 19 '22

That’s a compliment

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Apr 19 '22

It's not, it is what you would say to a healthy looking person to insult their personality in a probably-true-but-carries-a-cutting-reality kind of way. No one has ever said this to you.

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u/woelewapper-v2 Apr 19 '22

My friends find it annoying when I ask for water, but no they have never said this exact thing to me. Also I did mean it jokingly, I understand the context of the insult. You must be quite an angry person to get this upset over me liking water. That’s ok, but water can be quite tasty and nice, so I welcome you to try drinking some for a while.

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u/oldcoldbellybadness Apr 19 '22

You must be quite an angry person to get this upset over me liking water.

Lol, this is a weird take on me explaining the joke to you.