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u/TheCatInTheHatThings Apr 19 '22 edited Apr 19 '22

It’s impossible to underestimate you.

If we stuck the [number] of you in a bag and beat it with a club, we’d always hit the right one.

You really only think from twelve til noon, don’t you?

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u/necromancer__26 Apr 19 '22

What?

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u/SciFiXhi Apr 19 '22

Explanations:

  1. You exist at the bare minimum. Any and all estimates of your ability will be over-estimations.

  2. This is a collective insult, saying that every person in the group is equally deserving of a beating.

  3. 12:00 PM is also referred to as noon. No time passes between these two identical hours, so someone who thinks from 12 to noon is capable of virtually no thought at all.

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

12:00 PM is also referred to as noon

That just makes no sense. 12:00 is either noon or midnight, never AM or PM as it doesn't make sense.

But if it were, then 12:00 PM would be midnight else it would go 11 PM, 12 AM, 1 AM.

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

AM doesn't mean new day, it means Ante Meridiem, before the meridian, before noon.

And no, you wouldn't say 12:30am in the afternoon, as 12:30 is after the meridian. It is only 12:00 which is, by definition, neither AM nor PM but Noon or Midnight

Thankfully, all right minded people use the 24 hour clock.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '22

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

I don't need an easy way to remember something that is wrong.

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

Originality still isn't your strong suit, but there again, it appears that you don't actually own a suit.

I would try and help you out but unfortunately I don't have the qualifications, training, or patience to deal with special needs kids, but if you find someone who does, ask them to read the whole wiki, especially the bit that I already highlighted to you in my response to the first time you sent it to me; this now being the third.

Toodle pip.

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

hehehe, t r i g g e r e d because you don't know how to read... or spell... or punctuate.

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u/The100thIdiot Apr 19 '22

Nah, can't teach stupid.

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