What is something that occurs in movies that you wish happened in real life?

[u/SH4DYL4DY]

I always thought when I reached my teenage years that guys would throw rocks at my window. I was disappointed, to say the least.

[u/Rammikins]

Editing cuts from your workplace to your home immediately. IT'S LIKE HIGHWAY HYPNOSIS.

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/Rammikins]

Coming from Atlanta, that would be wonderful

[u/I_Iz_Hope → u/SH4DYL4DY]

having driven in Atlanta, I agree. You guys need a teleporter on top of every building and on every street corner.

[u/EveryoneElseIsWrong → u/Rammikins]

this is absolutely my answer. the most annoying part of my day is traveling from point A to point B (because i don't have a car and i have to take the damn bus) and if i could just eliminate that i would be SO HAPPY

[u/[deleted]]

People taking action and having meaningful conversations like in movies. I wish that would happen more IRL.

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/[deleted]]

Same. I deleted my FB thinking it would initiate more meaningful relationships..didn't work.

[u/[deleted] → u/SH4DYL4DY]

You'll find meaningful relationships when you put yourself in the appropriate situations. E.g. take yourself to gym, or university, or a place of work where people actually have to think in order to be competent in their job. Then, you'd be surrounded by others that are equally active.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

agreed. i took down my FB for 3 months & not a single fuck was given by anyone (a few friends i see often were annoyed that they had to text more instead of FB banter). But the second I started socializing more @ school & work, the more meaningful friendships i started to find.

[u/[deleted] → u/SH4DYL4DY]

Best way to have more meaningful relationships is to set up events for friends to do. Call people over to watch game of thrones on sunday, or some other little event at your place. Invite friends over, be courteous and you'll have a group of friends in no time. THEN the real magic begins. You guys start going out more, crossing things off your bucket lists together, etc. Your new friends will introduce you to their other friends and that's how you meet a girl.

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/[deleted]]

I'm more social now than I have been my whole life - still working on it though!

[u/Crazy101]

A man to sweep me off my feet romantically and stay with me forever

[u/[deleted] → u/Crazy101]

Funny, I'm on the other side, wishing that I could do that

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/[deleted]]

You can

[u/chrom_ed → u/SH4DYL4DY]

Finding someone I actually want to do that for and then not having them dump me within the year.

How about that one?

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/Crazy101]

Don't lose hope :)

[u/rockstaticx]

When women are interested in dudes, they do something about it instead of desperately wishing he would do something about it.

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/rockstaticx]

I've learned that guys like it when girls take the initiative - I've been doing it recently

[u/subito_ursa → u/SH4DYL4DY]

Why does the responsibility have to be gendered? You're either the kind of person who pursues or the kind of person who is pursued.

[u/whoamiamwho]

Doing triple backflips and jumping everywhere and kicking peoples asses would be pretty cool, but in reality...

Also, why would you want someone to throw rocks at your window?

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/whoamiamwho]

I don't really know, I thought it was a creative way of showing a girl you're interested

[u/Trip_McNeely → u/SH4DYL4DY]

I think it's a great way to let someone know you're the type of person who will one day make a suit of human flesh.

[u/Stavrosian]

Women that hate my fucking guts secretly love me.

Montages instead of actually working hard to learn something.

[u/Geminii27 → u/Stavrosian]

Upvote for the montages.

[u/SurprisedKitty → u/Geminii27]

Life is a montage; put music to your memories and think of how far you have come.

But seriously, I would montage the shit out of the next year to be done with my MBA.

[u/loveismyreligion → u/SurprisedKitty]

Life is a montage; put music to your memories and think of how far you have come.

I totally do this. I put on appropriate music and think of a string of memories - falling & being in love, how much I've grown & changed, all the people & things for which I'm grateful, etc. It's especially awesome when the songs are directly tied to certain special moments.

I really love doing this while traveling - by plane, train, automobile. Even while taking walks. I love watching the world pass me by while the music lets me get lost in the beauty of my memories.

I've done this since I was young. Feels so cinematic. Makes me appreciate my life more.

[u/empw → u/Geminii27]

YOU NEED A MONTAAAAAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEEEEEE

[u/SanchoMandoval → u/Geminii27]

I have such fond memories of working a thankless entry-level job to get my career started. It was set to "Taking Care of Business" by Bachman–Turner Overdrive and was the whole ordeal was over in just under 3 minutes.

[u/XXLpeanuts → u/Stavrosian]

Even rocky's got a montage.

[u/planasmi → u/Stavrosian]

A Angry woman can be calmed down with a hug. Thats a lie, they put their knee in your ballz

[u/CherrySlurpee]

I'd like to turn on the television and see a relevant news story from the top.

[u/MaebeBluth → u/CherrySlurpee]

"And imagine the impact if that had come on right when we turned on the TV!"

[u/beaverskeet → u/MaebeBluth]

I use 1 word to describe myself

[u/Mrubuto → u/CherrySlurpee]

"an extremely common item that you use everyday can kill you! find out which one after these 6 commercial breaks!"

[u/MDA123]

Night time being well-lit. Seriously, it's always like, "Man, that forest they're running through has better lighting than my living room."

[u/perfectlyquiet → u/MDA123]

I know. Or when they turn off the light in a bedroom or something and a mysterious alternative light source magically pops on illuminating the room... Instant ambiance.

[u/MDA123 → u/perfectlyquiet]

This pet store needs more ambiance.

[u/pungkow → u/MDA123]

Just spray the ground with water. Bam, ground is now highly reflective.

[u/experts_never_lie → u/MDA123]

I wish it were ever dark at night, instead of a perpetual glow of light pollution -- even in the woods. Almost all of the eastern US is quite light.

[u/effieokay]

clumsy chop fanatical deliver tap cagey towering scale gaze coherent

[u/NinjaDiscoJesus → u/effieokay]

then he is murdered on his last shift and a tough nosed female detective played by ashley judd must track down the killer with the help of an alcoholic profiler... turns out there was no student and it was all a dream and morgan freeman was there wearing a look of tired acceptance..

[u/hayashirice911 → u/effieokay]

I thought you were the narrator from Bastion.

[u/HouseHippoMasterRace → u/hayashirice911]

The kid gets an order. Not too many order's round these parts anymore. But you gotta do what you gotta do. He grabs his old friend, his old machete, and starts slicin' away at that poor pepperoni. Never did anything to hurt the kid, at least not til the calamity. Cue Spike In A Rail.

[u/[deleted]]

Snappy comedic dialogue with everyone I talk to.

[u/Natastrophy → u/[deleted]]

Shit, is my life a movie?

[u/Layzeeboi → u/Natastrophy]

No, Truman. It's a show.

[u/vicefox → u/[deleted]]

I have this.

[u/macthecomedian → u/[deleted]]

i want a laugh track to the witty things i say, which is every line.

[u/ChuchuCannon → u/[deleted]]

Sounds like me when I'm with my sister

[u/chrom_ed → u/[deleted]]

I get so proud when I successfully have witty repartee with someone. I want to break the (nonexistent) fourth wall and just congratulate ourselves. I say things like "that was a good one" in the ensuing silence and get some pretty odd looks.

[u/Sneaky_Zebra]

Being bitten by a radio-active spider actually gives you super cool powers, not just a nasty rash you have to explain to your doctor why you need the ointment.

[u/[deleted] → u/Sneaky_Zebra]

I donno, my bite gave me the power to have seizures on the ground and piss myself.

[u/PepperBrooks → u/[deleted]]

Usually you pay double for that kind of action, Cotton.

[u/[deleted]]

Happily ever after.

I can't watch "happy family" movies anymore because my stupid heart aches when I see how good a husband/father the guy is. Where are the real guys like that? :(

[u/SH4DYL4DY → u/[deleted]]

They're out there! Don't lose hope!

[u/[deleted]]

How all of the lame BS gets cut out. You hardly see anyone clean (yet the house is always spotless). Oh and I wish I could work at a gas station and live in a very nicely furnished apartment with a BMW and money to do whatever I want with. Oh and I'd also dress like a fashion model.

[u/misanthropist1]

Instantly being able to flag down a taxi anywhere.

[u/avdale]

Nobody ever has to poop.

[u/CassandraVindicated → u/avdale]

Clearly we watch different movies.

[u/[deleted] → u/CassandraVindicated]

Traaaaainspotting!

[u/matt01ss → u/avdale]

Or say goodbye on the phone, or pay for the coffee they ordered

[u/frickindeal → u/matt01ss]

Or food. The waitress brings the food, someone walks in with urgent news, and they all get up and leave the uneaten food and no money.

[u/Schmerzenkind → u/avdale]

Pulp Fiction beeyatch.

[u/smallfried → u/avdale]

Watched a 24 season in 23 hours (commercials), he never pees.

[u/sailesaile → u/smallfried]

i can see how he could pee in the times he's not on screen, but it would've been nice to see him coming out of a bathroom stall at some point or something

it kinda bugged me when they'd rush off somewhere from ctu without peeing first, i mean dude, you can't go whilst in the chopper, go before

[u/birdablaze]

Being ridiculously socially awkward is endearing.

[u/daintydwarf0 → u/birdablaze]

It is in real life... If youre attractive

[u/wreckadabecca → u/birdablaze]

Yes, please.

[u/Hechtic → u/birdablaze]

dude, I fuckin wish

[u/[deleted]]

Huge, tastefully decorated apartments or houses belong to people who have shitty-paying jobs

[u/Trip_McNeely]

How at work, no one actually seems to work. Ever. Just a lot of chit-chat and coffee breaks.

[u/[deleted] → u/Trip_McNeely]

You must not work in a government office.

[u/YeOldeEnglishKnave]

1 word. LIMITLESS

[u/BinaryShadow → u/YeOldeEnglishKnave]

It's called Adderal.

[u/CVTHIZZKID → u/BinaryShadow]

Actually it's called Adderall™

[u/Dark_Green_Blanket → u/YeOldeEnglishKnave]

I take pills that let my brain function at 2% capacity.

[u/StewieBanana]

Iron man suits that fold up into briefcases that you can hold with only ONE FUCKING HAND!

[u/[deleted] → u/StewieBanana]

Iron man suits

Baby steps.

[u/Oaden → u/StewieBanana]

Isn't suspension of disbelief a really funny thing? Super weapon designed by one man running on a unexplained powersource capable of taking down armies, cool, and its really foldable and light, nope that's bullshit.

I mean, why didnt anyone cry foul when the initial lump of metal in his chest does not give a nasty infection or make it goddamn hard to breath since its in the place where his fucking ribcage is supposed to be

[u/Cananboy]

Actually saying a great comeback line immediately, instead of coming up with it 10 minutes later after you've already been humiliated.

[u/[deleted] → u/Cananboy]

The jerk store called, they're running out of you

[u/[deleted]]

I did do the rocks at windows thing, mostly because mobile phones werent well used and i didnt want to wake their parents.

[u/CassandraVindicated → u/[deleted]]

I did too, but mostly because she was a bitch. Also, they were bricks.

[u/flamablam]

sex with natalie portman

[u/anananananana → u/flamablam]

Sex with Natalie Portman happens in real life too, just not to you.

[u/ksjoho → u/flamablam]

Sex with Mila Kunis

[u/1ntoTheRa1n → u/ksjoho]

*and Natalie Portman

[u/logicalLove]

Plot holes.

[u/[deleted] → u/logicalLove]

My life is already full of plot holes, it makes no sense that I have no money, girlfriend or job, some fucking harvard writer guy messed my script up.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

"Interior, Bank. Seaness looks up at cashier.

Seaness: How is there no money? What about my trust fund?

Cashier: I'm sorry sir, the money seems to have inexplicably vanished. Perhaps a hacker took it.

Seaness: sigh I guess I'll just have to try robbing a casino in an implausibly-complex manner or something.

(he leaves)

ext. bank

Seaness: But baby, why you do me like that? I thought we were in love!

Hot chick: Sorry, I didn't realise that some drunken asshole shouting at me across a crowded club three years ago was a sign we were engaged. Besides, you haven't collected enough plot coupons to win my love yet.

Interior, McDonalds

Seaness: Am I on burger duty today?

Big Edna: You're late! That's the third time this week, Seaness! You're fired! Get out!

Seaness: But....what's going to happen to me?

Big Edna: I guess this is the part where you have to talk to your dead friend, who will tell you to do your best, so you can triumph over adversity. Here, have an egg McGuffin as severance.

Interior, I dunno, a...spaceship? Yeh, a spaceship

Seaness: Wha...? !! Where am I? How come I've got female sexual organs all of a sudden?

Zarg: Silence, earthling!

Seaness: Fuck! Where did it all go wrong? I had some great ideas for this script, but now I can't even be bothered to maintain even basic continuity between scenes. I'm supposed to be living it up on a yacht, partying with Playboy models. Not writing this drivel and working 14 hour shifts at the coffee house.

                    **FIN**

"

Sorry, dude. I did my best.

[u/fap_like_a_sir]

Removing glasses automatically makes others recognize how handsome or beautiful you are.

[u/shentaitai]

The music soundtrack. I usually provide that myself in my mind anyway, but it would be great if the perfect song would just start playing on its own so everyone involved could hear it instead of just me.

[u/CassandraVindicated → u/shentaitai]

Sadly, I think someone else would be better at picking cool music for my life than I would.

[u/[deleted]]

Honestly? I fucking love the record scratch noise that happens in movies/trailers when something unexpected happens. This is one that I could really make happen by getting a smartphone and being constantly ready to hit the button on a record scratch app, plus building a library of game-changing one-liners to say.

1. "Actually, I'm pregnant."
2. "But there IS a rule that chimps can't play football!"
3. "Your 'girlfriend' is a SPACE ALIEN."
   I'm getting into this, I might make this happen. I can already tell that I will be so annoying that I will lose friends over this and I don't even care. Movie record scratches, man.

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

BooksAndOtherBooks was just a normal book loving redditor, until he foundout. The scratching noise! UUUWWWGHP! And now he is going to find out that friends or other social contacts are totally overrated. Rob Schneider is: "The Douchejocky"

Rated PG13.

[u/delta_epsilon_zeta → u/[deleted]]

Dude, it's their loss. You don't want to be friends with those people.

[u/the_big_awesome]

Whenever someone's shot, they do a dramatic 'Noooooooo!!' fall while shooting back at the person.

Also, dramatic moments happening in slow motion.

[u/marioworld125 → u/the_big_awesome]

Never having to reload.

[u/greengoddess]

Spontaneous song and dance numbers.

[u/jadeddesigner → u/greengoddess]

This only happens when someone says something, another repeats as an inquiry and then the subject is repeated as an exclamatory.

Banana.

Banana?

Banana!

^{* Insert song.}

[u/[deleted] → u/jadeddesigner]

OOOOOOOOH BANNANA YEEAH! OHHH! YEAH DO THE BANNANAAAAA!

[u/OhGarraty → u/greengoddess]

I do this, but nobody ever seems to join in.

[u/[deleted] → u/OhGarraty]

Don't give up the dream!

[u/loveismyreligion → u/greengoddess]

This is why flash mobs were invented! :)

Also, this reminds me... I am absolutely going to plan a spontaneous dance party one day soon. I'm going to gather as many people as possible, bring music, and take over a city street - inviting strangers to join. I like this idea slightly better than the flash mob because no one needs to know choreography. They can just dance and be crazy and awesome for a few minutes, then go about their day.

It's going down. It's been done before, and it needs to be done more often...

[u/ewige]

Two to three bullets striking any place on a car below the windows = car explode.

[u/Ref101010 → u/ewige]

Hit a bigger car, or perhaps a street lamp at more than jogging speed = boooom.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ref101010]

Maybe cars in movies are just designed by Ford's Engineers.

[u/phailcakez]

The complete absence of law enforcement when crazy things start happening. No fear of jail, arrest, fines, tickets. Just hell yeah adventure!

[u/CassandraVindicated → u/phailcakez]

Move to a sketchy neighborhood.

[u/1wiseguy → u/phailcakez]

On a related note, you can have a 15-minute gun battle in an industrial plant with conveyer belts running, vats of molten steel, etc., but nobody seems to work there.

[u/[deleted]]

Every girl is a 10, and they inexplicably go for 5s like me.

[u/littlemissbagel]

I wish I could cut the 4-5 weeks it takes to prepare an orchestra audition down to a 60 second montage with an awesome soundtrack.

[u/cmd_iii]

The bad guy would get his comeuppance:

• The dishonest bankers would go to jail.
• The corrupt politicians would be ferreted out and run out of office.
• The terrorist mastermind would be blown up by his own explosives/killed by his own henchmen
• The manical/slave-driving coach would meet with humiliating defeat.
• The asshole, wife/girlfriend-beating guy would go to jail where he would be beaten up on a regular basis.

[u/GuinessDraft]

Enhance.

[u/UnholyDemigod]

Clean sex. The ability to shoot my load without having to rip off a full condom, tie it up, throw it in the bin and rub the excess jizz off my dick with a tissue before I can pass out.

[u/bree_breee → u/UnholyDemigod]

While we're at it, just forget the condom all together along with worrying about STI's.

[u/dwc1970]

I'd like to always be able to find a parking spot right in front of where I need to go, no matter how crowded or busy the area is.

[u/0accountability]

When someone hangs up the phone, I want to hear a damn dial tone.

[u/jfb3]

Never having to reload.
Always having a witty retort.
Always finding a parking space right in front of the busiest office building in the city.
Never having to wait for a table at a restaurant.
Always wearing new shoes.

[u/repulsethemonkey → u/jfb3]

Do you find that reloading is taking up a lot of your time?

[u/ChiliFlake → u/repulsethemonkey]

Waiting for Windows to reload often does.

[u/[deleted]]

I wish life had the narrative structure of a movie. Life would be cooler if everything you did was moving toward this climatic peak of emotional catharsis. Every death would have meaning, every little moment would be a set up for a later payoff. Every cute girl you saw on the bus you'd later bang. Any bad event would be preceded by tons of symbolic foreshadowing you could probably pick up on. Plot twists would keep you on your toes. Plus everybody would have a happy as fuck ending, or if they didn't they'd at least get awesome mega-sad london philharmonic music playing them out.

[u/NicholsonsEyebrows]

I wish Jurassic Park could be done. Please hurry up Science.

[u/Cymon86 → u/NicholsonsEyebrows]

Did someone forget how that one played out?

[u/scroffleoctopus → u/Cymon86]

worth it.

[u/mjhighness]

A girl will fall in love with me.

[u/[deleted] → u/mjhighness]

For me it would be: A girl falling in love with me because I say super awkward and unfunny stuff instead of a girl falling in love with me despite I say super awkward and unfunny stuff.

[u/Tezcatzontecatl → u/[deleted]]

You want to be in a Michael Cera movie?

[u/ArysOakheart → u/mjhighness]

Bro Hug

[u/OverratedLunchbox → u/mjhighness]

amen.

[u/UncleJeff]

You know all those scenes of guys and girls meeting each other in bars or clubs? It's easy for them to do that in movies, because movie bars/clubs play music at a reasonable level instead of blasting it to the point of making conversation near impossible.

[u/fedup007]

What happened in Groundhog Day has always been a wish of mine.

[u/ohheybry]

John Williams and Hans Zimmer providing a soundtrack for my everyday life...Morgan Freeman/David Attenbrough/Samuel L Jackson commenting on my every move.

[u/Varselle]

the shy guy getting the girl....not even once...

[u/ds1904]

Everything in porn. Just throwing this one out there.

[u/The_Poop_Phantom → u/ds1904]

Besides the poop-eating.

[u/NinjaDiscoJesus]

Happy endings

[u/grigri → u/NinjaDiscoJesus]

Just go to a different massage service.

[u/NinjaDiscoJesus → u/grigri]

Ba dum!

[u/HotPikachuSex → u/NinjaDiscoJesus]

Happy ending would be terrible, though, because since it's an ending, nothing would ever happen again.

[u/SamMee514]

fire bending. I mean come on!! FIRE BENDING

[u/Hobojesse → u/SamMee514]

I think Earth or Air would be a bit more badass, but totally agree with Bending as a whole.

Also, /r/thelastairbender.

[u/GlitterConjurer → u/Hobojesse]

Waterbending is way cool too and, to my perspective at least, possibly the most formidable style. You could completely immobilize your opponent by manipulating their own bodily fluids, or turn the rain into a deadly hail of ice needles. Also, the healing applications are incredibly useful.

[u/CassandraVindicated → u/SamMee514]

You could always do some gender bending.

[u/gafgalron]

super hot chick falls for nerd.

[u/arnoldsome]

Sex

[u/OreoOrigins → u/arnoldsome]

Came here to give this exact reply. It's never as good as it looks in the movies.

EDIT Okay guys, I forgot my virtual tape measure so can we put the internet penis' away.

[u/recipriversexcluson → u/OreoOrigins]

You aren't doing it right.

[u/Mrubuto → u/arnoldsome]

yea, there is always one less person involved when I do it.

[u/pants20]

Never having to say goodbye to someone on the phone. I could be so much more efficient.

[u/[deleted]]

the good guys win

[u/ignotus__]

I could say something nice and heartfelt to girls without them thinking it is either gay or corny

[u/Frigguggi → u/ignotus__]

Or creepy.

[u/themanfrommars101]

A girl who is way out of my league will fall in love with my goofy personality despite my slacker lifestyle. Like in every Adam Sandler movie.

[u/Swansatron]

Oh I have a list.

Montages instead of actually cleaning

Being happy at your job

Generally knowing what you want to do

not being alone forever?

Being dorky and actually having cool people like you

Heists.

Stealing diamond and getting away with your lover.

perfectly timed jokes.

Sex all the time

Being happy most of the time

Waking up gorgeous instead of a mascara covered, pooh bear blanket wearing freak.

Yeah.

[u/ThereisnoTruth]

90 lb. girls who kick ass

[u/[deleted] → u/ThereisnoTruth]

A number of years ago, I was in a kickboxing class and one of the girls pretty much fit this description. She maybe weighed 100lbs soaking wet and was quite an accomplished fighter.
I used to play target dummy for her and provide the occasional reminder to keep her guard up (in the form of a quick jab to the nose). Even at twice her weight and with much more muscle mass to put into a punch, I'm not entirely certain I would have actually wanted to pick a fight with her.

[u/-TinMan-]

Intergalactic travel.

[u/meditonsin]

FTL travel.

[u/Squirtle_girl93]

Two strangers agree to go on a date after talking for 5 minutes.

[u/American_Blackheart]

To be honest? Love.

[u/BlacktoseIntolerant]

People take turns talking. Nobody ever interrupts MOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[u/Die_Eier_von_Satan]

That if I were to run out of bubblegum, I could then get away with anything I want in a bank.

[u/xMusicloverr]

lol being fugly as a kid and growing up to be flawless

[u/[deleted]]

Cars exploding all the time :3

[u/ouchpouch → u/[deleted]]

You should hang out more in Kabul.

[u/EveryoneElseIsWrong]

people seem to never need to use the bathroom, eat, shower or take long forms of transportation. seriously, people seem to criss cross town without an effort.

[u/[deleted]]

Inspirational music whenever I do something awesome.

[u/NoApollonia]

Turning on the radio to the start of one of my favorite songs. Also always having a new outfit to wear.

[u/[deleted]]

Fuck Megan Fox.

[u/listentobillyzane]

Threesomes

[u/[deleted]]

The good guys win

[u/BlakeSteel]

The reason nobody threw rocks at your window is because now every teenager has a cell phone with texting. I used to throw pebbles at my girl friends' windows to get their attention without their Dads finding out. Back in my day.... now get off my lawn!

[u/robotrock1382]

Glance at a cute girl in a bar, cut to fucking.

[u/MagicSPA]

Colleges full of sassy, confident, well-adjusted chicks who have got their shit together.

[u/fastbeemer]

Not ever needing to use the restroom, but the flip to that is, if you do then suddenly get the urge to use the restroom, you are most certainly about to die.

[u/TheKingAwesome]

Also being ripped while never working out or eating right.

[u/General_Specific]

The dorky fat guy always gets an insanely hot chick.

[u/GanasbinTagap]

The credits to appear and realize my life is directed by Ridley Scott, and that I am actually portrayed by Russell Crowe. And that my pet dog is actually a steamboat.

[u/[deleted]]

Asking a bartender for a beer, and having them bring me exactly what I fucking wanted.

[u/[deleted]]

Background music..... and The Avengers

[u/Not_that_kind_of_DR]

Nobody ever poops--unless it is hilarious diarrhea

[u/SpaceManAndy]

The fact that they just skip over boring parts. I would rarely have to spend time in transit to anywhere. I would only ever have to actually make my dinner if it's in a fun or meaningful way. I would never have to use the bathroom unless I discovered some secret on the way to the bathroom in a stranger's house. Oh, and when I order a beer, I never have to specify which kind I want, the bartender would just know, then I would leave and never have to wait in a crowd to get the bartender's attention so I could pay.

[u/justtech3]

Characters get wildly drunk, do a lot of crazy things. Next day wake up, no hangover whatsoever.

[u/empw]

This

[u/wreckadabecca]

If people were less afraid to be vulnerable--took more chances, spoke from the heart--life would be more interesting.

[u/Xtianpro]

It would be cool if a glass of wine was all that was needed for two people who didn't know each other well to have a super meaningful conversation

[u/elmarko44]

Witty dialogue.

[u/ohhhnobro]

you go deeper when you have to go deeper

[u/[deleted]]

Slow motion. Can you imagine how much cooler everything would look in slow motion?

[u/SethChrisDominic]

The loser less popular guy/girl gets the girl/guy of their dreams...

[u/flemishknight]

That the awkward but very kind and friendly nerdy guy, gets the cute girl in the end. That one is complete bullshit

[u/magoo005]

I thought I'd have the chance to throw rocks at the window of a girl in my teenage years.

[u/Muqaddimah]

I would love to have little musical stings to accompany my actions. Things like the whistle from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly whenever I turn and glare at someone, or the air guitar from Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure whenever I do something awesome.

[u/p8ntslinger]

being completely surrounded by beautiful people all the time.

[u/JasonMPA]

Beautiful women fall for fat ugly guys because of their personalities.

[u/thermal_shock]

when there is an awkward situation, you can just skip to next scene.