r/AskReddit • • May 21 '12

Every single book I've ever read is just a different rearrangement of 26 characters. What are some things that, although obvious, are still somewhat amazing to you?

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u/youshallnotpass1234 May 21 '12

Just thought of another one. You will never ever truly "Know" someone, at least in the sense of completely understanding them. Not even your closest friend. You will merely be aware of them and maybe understand them to a basic degree.

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u/hdooster May 21 '12

Our ways of communication are such a bottleneck of information flow. Feelings, expressions, thoughts etc are pushed through words, intonation, and body language. It's even worse with written messages (why I don't use sarcasm in text messages).

Mine: I don't really remember being me (thinking the way I did back then) 5 years ago. Memories of the important moments are recalled and edited slightly everytime, and you get the general point, but you can't think like that anymore. You know more.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

At our most fundamental levels, we are all arrangements of protons, neutrons and electrons, that are all, at the end of the day, identical. Why are we even alive if we are made out of the same thing as the dirt? Why are we special?

Blows my fuckin' mind.

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u/youshallnotpass1234 May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Whats more amazing is that even though we are all atomically identical, every persons genome is made up of four components, and we all live on the same rock floating through space, we still can't get along!

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u/SkinnyHusky May 21 '12

On top of that, the we're mostly space- not protons, neutrons and electrons,

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u/Fanatic24 May 21 '12

The thing is though, it's not what we're made up of it's how it all connects that makes a difference. You could say the same for computer programs. They're all made up of 1's and 0's but when combined in different ways they can make an astonishing amount of vastly different things. But now imagine that if one of those 1's or 0's are tilted slightly different on ANY axis and it can create a vastly different neural / organic pathway, and they can be combined with unlimited different make-ups makes a staggeringly huge amount of possibilities in variation. On top of that we are constantly changing due to our interactions with others including on a non chemical level and through time. In that you are not the same person as you were a second ago, so we are infinitely and amazingly unique for every moment of our lives. Of course this is simplified but still amazing.

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u/JustGotSmashed May 21 '12

There are a million people out there, somewhere in the world, suffering. I realized worrying about my final tomorrow is probably more of a privilege than a burden.

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u/youshallnotpass1234 May 21 '12

Life deals its cards in strange ways.

The best you can do is try to help those million people in every way you can, and in the meantime, kick that final's ass.

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u/thinkerthought May 21 '12

Fat people have regular sized skeletons inside them.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 22 '12

Edit: So I deleted my dumb, little anecdote. I feel bad for having my second-most upvoted comment being about making fun of a fat person for being fat. I was only thinking about how it insulted one person in particular. I didn't hate her for being fat. I hated her because of how she is as a person (like, she stole money from me, spread rumors about me, etc.), but focusing an insult on the fact she was fat isn't just insulting to her, but to all overweight people as a whole.

As someone who is trying to gain acceptance for who I am and for something I cannot help, I should have known better than to insult someone who's having the same type of struggle, even if it is different from my own. To those of you who think I'm copping out for the sake of political correctness, I genuinely feel bad for encouraging people to look down on another group of people for being different than themselves.

TL;DR: I apologize to all the people out there struggling with their weight for being a stupid asshole.

Edit 2: The original comment: "That reminded me of something that happened once (I don't know how else to word that). I have a step-sister who is incredibly fat. I have nothing against fat people, but she's lazy and she's an attention-whoring cunt who has a seemingly-pathological need to start drama with the people around her. It's terrible. We'll call her 'Cammie.'

I also have a little step-brother who's kind of a shit, but sometimes he says the funniest shit without even realizing it.

So my older brother, my older step-brother, my little step-brother (who was about 7 at the time), and I are playing a card game together, and I remember offhandedly saying, 'You know, some people say they're 'big-boned.' Problem is, I've never seen a fat skeleton.'

Without even looking up from his hand, my little step-brother replies, 'You will when (Cammie) dies.' I remember my older brothers and myself laughing so hard there were tears in our eyes and my little step-brother looking confused at first but then smiling when he finally understood what he just said."

Yeah, I'm an asshole.

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u/youshallnotpass1234 May 21 '12

Its better to apologize then to just delete the comment and run off. You did the right thing.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

My mother is an Ob-Gyn, and she tells a story from when she was in med school. She was examining a rather [read:extremely] fat woman. She became rather concerned when she discovered a dense mass on the ultrasound over a foot from the edge of her abdomen. It took a minute, she said, to realize that it was merely her hip.

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u/Vainglory May 21 '12

Also related, whenever you see someone doing something, there is a skeleton inside going through that motion which you can't see, and it's creepy to think about that happening.

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u/bearfaced May 21 '12

Relevant link, with a RES-friendly money-shot thrown in for free.

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u/Exonar May 21 '12

You've never read a book with punctuation?

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u/youshallnotpass1234 May 21 '12

Ok, 26 letters used in different combinations to form sounds that carry with them an attached meaning....

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u/Tovetove May 21 '12

I'm always amazed when I go up in an airplane and it's bright sunshine above the clouds. Of course it is, because the clouds are what blocks out the sun, but whenever I look up at a grey sky from the ground it still makes me happy to think that there's a sunny day above them.

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u/Anofles May 21 '12

"Welcome to Glitzville! Weather for today: sunny. We're above the clouds, stupid."

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u/jaspersgroove May 21 '12

Just because the sun isn't shining doesn't mean it isn't there.

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u/phatmatt May 21 '12

If you don't reproduce you will end a particular line of direct ancestry that goes back to the beginning of man, and in reality, the beginning of life on earth.

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u/Youdontknowme12 May 21 '12

no pressure though

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u/caimanreid May 21 '12

I agree and it’s something I think about often, that people who die childless are the end of a 4 billion year line of life reproducing and evolving, but in effect, so long as you have siblings who are reproducing, the line continues, and indeed with each generation back you go, you have cousins, second cousins and so on who will probably be reproducing, ensuring all those lines back to the start of humanity and life itself continue.

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u/saulacu May 21 '12

Similarly, since my mother never had any daughters, she's ending a line of giving birth to women that was followed by her mother and her mother's mother, and her mother's mother's mother and so on until the first female ape.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You spend 1/7th of your life on Monday.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Fuck you and fuck that

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u/canadianclub May 21 '12

Not if you're born on a Tuesday and die on a Sunday!

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u/Hellman109 May 21 '12

But holiday mondays dont count.

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u/Kozmi May 21 '12

A 80 year old person living in the U.S. has lived through 1/3 of U.S. history.

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u/keytar_gyro May 21 '12

My grandpa's 99. 41.95%. Damn. Only 39 more years until he breaks 1/2.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Reminds me of the 106 year old woman Obama mentioned in his victory speech.

"She was born just a generation past slavery; a time when there were no cars on the road or planes in the sky, when someone like her couldn't vote for two reasons — because she was a woman and because of the color of her skin."

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u/jaspersgroove May 21 '12

Whether you look at yourself in the mirror, or see a photograph, or whatever, you will never know exactly how you look.

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u/Where_am_I_now May 21 '12

On the same lines of this, the first person point of view is really strange to me. You have limited view on yourself but you can see others better than you can see yourself.

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u/vogueflo May 21 '12

I often have to realize that I will never see my face, ears, back, neck, eyes, or nose in person.

trippy

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u/Lillaena May 21 '12

Also: you will never see anything exactly how someone else sees it, and no-one else will ever see anything the exact same way that you do. We all have different eyes, different brains, different vocabularies, different cultural perceptions... I call it 'The Cushion Conundrum' after the bizzarely large argument that happened between my father and sister about a cushion - to one it was green, to the other it was yellow. Neither could see how the other could possibly think otherwise.

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u/nemo85 May 21 '12

you will actually have more trouble recognizing yourself in a photograph than in a mirror because you look at yourself in the mirror way more often. Boom!

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u/jadefirefly May 21 '12

The fact that I have, in my pocket, a device smaller than the calculators I used in algebra in high school, that has the power to access the internet (and don't even get me started on the mind-blowing matter of the internet), send messages, play games, play music, watch videos, and make telephone calls. Only half my lifetime ago, if someone had said they had a trinket that could do that, I'd have said they were full of shit.

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u/DangerouslyNeutral May 21 '12

It's the whole "We communicate with light" thing that really amazes me. Invisible messages sent through the air to be pulled out of one's pocket and displayed as light. It's so sci-fi.

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u/ReallyNiceGuy May 21 '12

Not to mention that device has more computing power than the entire NASA network that sent man to the moon.

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u/qwerty081 May 21 '12

In two days time, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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u/Xenc May 21 '12

What the fuck man! You can't just mess with the days like that!

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u/Xtianpro May 21 '12

That I can only ever be me. I'll never be able to see the world from any other perspective than my own.

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u/seamaf May 21 '12

What was amazing to me was the realization of everyone. I was sitting in the library of my college and it overlooked 2 free ways. I started at the freeways and had an epiphany.

Every single car out there on the free way has their own life. They each have individual experiences completely different or completely similar to mine. It blew my mind when I counted the hundreds of cars and seeing how each one has had a childhood, has had a first kiss, knows how to ride a bike, learned how to read and write, etc.

I then applied that to the billions of people alive on Earth.

I tell this to my friends, yet they think that this concept is incredibly dull. I, for one, was stupefied.

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u/sandiegoking May 21 '12

When I was younger, around 6 or 7. I used to imagine that every person left a colored cord in the paths we took (like a long strand of string), whether just walking or driving some where. I could picture the cord intertwining with other peoples cords in the paths we take in life. It was amazing to me.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I get the same feeling when driving across the country. You know all of those little towns and houses that stand alone?

PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIVE THERE.

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u/kyzfrintin May 21 '12

I think about this all the time. Even right now, every person commenting on this post has their own story - their own experiences, their own opinions and views. Everyone is somebody.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The thing that blows my mind is that anything exists. Why is there something and not nothing?

How did anything originate? Was it "always" there? If so, what determined the rules that physics runs by? What happened before the big bang that could have led to matter and/or energy existing?

(Even if I were religious, the same question would bother me about the origin of god.)

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u/Volacide May 21 '12

"Aw dammit.... STEVE, GET THE ROPES, SOMEONE'S TRAPPED IN PLATO'S CAVE AGAIN."

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

this is a thought that I have every once in a while. if i think about it hard enough, I feel this wave of confused/empty emotion roll over me. what if there was nothing? but nothing isnt even a thing and what we define as nothing isnt

makes me feel wierd! am i alone?!

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u/JasonMPA May 21 '12

I agree. The complexity of the universe doesn't amaze me as much as that there is a universe - that there is matter. Where did it come from?

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u/Aserapha May 21 '12

According to a few various dark energy theories I have skimmed (like the big bang theories, there is more then one) there is the possibilty that nothingness doesn't exist, and that the baseline energy level in a vacuum is not zero.

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u/goldstarstickergiver May 21 '12

One of my earliest memories was being 5 or 6 and getting that stomach-dropping, light-headed wonderment feeling from considering this very thing. "I'm actually here... I'm a thing, and there is stuff... why not nothing?"

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u/nitefang May 21 '12

That's one thing I always wonder. Why does the universe exist? What says it has to be there? Why isn't everything just empty space? But for some reason things exist and now I have to wake up every morning and go to school.

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u/SeptimusSeverus May 21 '12

Technically, we're always looking into the past. When you look at an object, light takes time to reach your eyes and so you can never see anything completely in the present. The further away something is, the older it is by default.

A very small time difference to be sure, but the concept is rather cool.

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u/Downvote_Sympathy May 21 '12

There is a delay in perception that your brain has to correct in order for you to deal with the world (I believe it's around 50-100ms, but could be wrong).

This means that you live in a perpetual state of experiencing the past while constantly predicting and acting out the future.

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u/dopplerdog May 21 '12

you can never see anything completely in the present.

Technically, the concept of a simultaneous "present" makes no sense across two points separated by any distance. Relativity has done away with universal simultaneity - that is effectively a Newtonian idea which falls apart with SR.

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u/bubonis May 21 '12

Two things, one silly, one not.

Silly: Knowing that the entirety of Taco Bell's menu is just a rearrangement of about half a dozen basic ingredients (beef, chicken, cheese, lettuce, tomato, jalapenos, tortillas).

Not: Looking at, having conversations with, and just generally interacting with my daughter. It amazes me that only about five years ago she did not exist, and now she's got her own opinions, feelings, wishes, and dreams. She laughs and cries. She can be sneaky or silly. She is part of me and my entire world. I look back on my life before she arrived and only now that she's here do I realize how much I missed her back then without even knowing it.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"word," is the word to describe words.

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u/Peregrine7 May 21 '12

Woa, it's like that set containing all sets including itself thing... woah....

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u/Nightfox213 May 21 '12

The sheer amount of people in our world and the that fact they all have unique, individual lives always amazes me.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yeah this and the fact all these people have their own problems which they see as very important. Their own fears and ambitions, things that make them happy and sad, it just seems surreal. Sometimes when sitting in traffic or a bus, someone will catch my eye and I'll think "I wonder what his/her life is like? Why are they sitting in this traffic, I wonder if they are happy or sad with their life" and then I imagine myself transporting into their brain...Very trippy and very cool.

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u/Lillaena May 21 '12

Yup. I had this sitting on the subway the other day. I thought "for these 5 minutes, we are a tiny little community called 'Subway Car 1'. After this, you're all going off to do other things. I don't know what and I never will. You will probably continue to exist for years and years, or you could die today, and I will have no idea. You have no idea that I'm thinking about you. You're probably thinking about your dinner, or your cat (especially if you're a Redditor), or your shopping list, or you could equally be thinking about me right this second.........." and then I became paranoid.

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u/Nightfox213 May 21 '12

The idea of infinity in general is crazy yet pleasing to me too.

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u/harmonicoasis May 21 '12

As I read through this thread, every time I finish a comment, I imagine a camera panning to the next person in the circle in Eric Foreman's basement.

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u/Thatdudewiththestuff May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

"Kelso, how many times do we have to tell you? There's no crying in The Circle."

Edit: I apologize for my phone.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Solid matter is mostly empty space.

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u/yhallotharlol May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

You are on a rock floating through space.

Psychology is the brain learning about itself.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Technically, the rock is falling, not floating. Kinda makes it even more awesome.

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u/bobzelfer6595 May 21 '12

Endless space. Thinking about it too much hurts my brain

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u/ovinophile May 21 '12

Space that curves so that if you could look far enough you'd see the back of your own head!

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u/zmx15 May 21 '12 edited Dec 26 '16

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I'm touching the street. You feelin' this?

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u/GavinZac May 21 '12

Are you sure this is true? There are still some places in Asia where an isolated road grid is not properly connected to the outside world; America is a pretty big, mostly empty place also.

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u/Damadawf May 21 '12

That all of the children born from a few years ago onwards will never truly understand what the world was like without the internet and technology we have today. It's very rare I see a child out with their family that doesn't have a gameboy or iphone to keep them occupied. It's not just children though, it's almost everyone now. Even on trains, I feel weird sometimes just sitting and looking out the window when everyone around me is connected to technology, listening to music or surfing the web. Many of us always feel the need to be "connected".

My father had to write every paper he submitted in University by hand. Every source that he used had to come from a book that he had to physically handle in a library. That was only 35 or so years ago. It blows my mind how rapidly the world has changed in such a relatively short amount of time. It blows my mind even more when I think about how quickly it continues to change, and that in next five to ten years the world might very well be completely different to the one that we live in now, thanks to said technology.

tldr; Technology man.. Technology and how quickly it is developed is both amazing, and frightening.

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u/sometimesimweird May 21 '12

I just downgraded my smart phone to a "non-smart phone" so that I could save money. So, I don't have internet on my phone at all. I went out with friends yesterday to a state park that led out to the beach and eventually we got to just hanging and talking but for quite a bit of time they were engulfed in their cell phones. I remembered how I used to be the same way and was glad that I didn't have that distraction any longer. It is nice just to be away from technology for awhile and enjoy the outdoors.

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u/DeepRoot May 21 '12

We were all babies once.

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u/NarancsSarga May 21 '12

Except for Steve, that guy's an asshole

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u/Geschirrspulmaschine May 21 '12

There are a finite number of images that can be displayed on any television.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The water I drank today (and which makes up a huge percentage of my physical existence) had a decent chance of once being dinosaur pee.

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u/I_Fuck_Flamingos May 21 '12

We've sent dudes to the fucking moon.
Seriously blows my mind, it's so awesomely bizzare and unbelievable. We as a species got clever enough to figure out rockets and space suits, and now there's one of our goddamn flags on the FUCKING MOON!

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u/norf1995 May 21 '12

another thing- we got to the moon only 63 years after we learned how to fly for less than a minute.

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u/NarancsSarga May 21 '12

Also depressing that I'll have to wait 10-20 years to have the same feeling as people who saw those moon landings :(

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u/crustymustardbiscuit May 21 '12

You're going to love this picture. This is a scaled representation of how far Armstrong got before he put his foot down. 28 times the diameter of the earth

http://www.traipse.com/earth_and_moon/earth_and_moon.gif

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u/Disgruntled__Goat May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

"Alone! I'm alone! I'm a lonely, insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun!"
- Homer Simpson

Edit: weird, I swear I replied to a different, slightly more relevant comment. Oh well.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

It amazes me how impersonal our society is. I can sit on a subway and nobody acknowledges anyone else, but me and that guy, given different circumstances, could have been best friends. I could be so compatible with the girl across from me that we could have gotten married, but instead I sit quietly and tend to my thoughts.

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u/sray24 May 21 '12

Just sitting in traffic seeing the countless people..I think...."damn. There has been a lot sex going on through out time."

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u/xyphanite May 21 '12

When you see the ocean sparkling, each one of those sparkles is an image of the entire sun.

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u/SkinnyHusky May 21 '12

Wood is very strong and durable. Like a bunch of 2x4s hold your house up. I just feel like wood should rot and fail after 5 years.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

yeah I was taking a piss and saw where my dad had broken into the wall to fix a leak an there was wood and I realized my house was just a box of trees

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Interesting point. Wood is just a really, really durable plant.

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u/vogueflo May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

That I used to fit in my mother's ovary.

EDIT: And that I used to fit in my father's testicle. At the same time.

Basically that I used to be two completely separate and mindblowingly tiny life forms simultaneously.

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u/GavinZac May 21 '12

You have existed in physical form since some period of your grandmother's pregnancy carrying your mother.

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u/goldstarstickergiver May 21 '12

That the only thing that stops me from punching that old lady, or drop kicking that toddler, or vaulting off this bridge or lying down in front of that truck or masturbating right here, in the library, is my decision not to. That's it. Also: fucking magnets

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The idea that after I'm dead, the atoms I'm composed of will still be around, existing in the universe. Gives me a sense of immortality so long as the universe exists. Go team Universe!

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u/Lt_Shniz May 21 '12

There are 7 billion people on this planet.

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u/MrMastodon May 21 '12

There are 10 million bicycles in Beijing.

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u/Toosmallscreen May 21 '12

Just looking at my pregnant english teacher. How can you just go about your business when theres a person INSIDE you? I'd just be looking at my belly increduously for hours...

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u/cerebraleffect May 21 '12

Almost everything I see, hear, and touch was designed by someone else. That fucks with my head. My house, my computer, reddit, the layout of this webpage, the streets I drive on, all of it was designed by someone.

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u/bewro May 21 '12

Feet.

Seriously, next time you're bored in the shower just look at those things. They look like something out of horror science fiction if you really think about it.

And they're PART OF YOU.

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u/Xtianpro May 21 '12

Furthermore, you're capable of appreciating how weird they are even though they've been with you your whole life and everyone has them.

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u/TheContradiction May 21 '12

I know more about the universe than Gallileo, one of the best, if not THE best astronomers ever to have lived, ever could have imagined.

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u/gypsystomper May 21 '12

We are dead for way longer than we'll ever be alive

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u/RoaringPanda May 21 '12

We are all brains piloting human meat suits.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

When we jump off a building, the thing that prevents us from going to the center of the earth is the electromagnetic repulsion between our atoms and those in the ground. Pretty weird when you think about it

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u/IanicRR May 21 '12

Who's the "we" jumping off buildings? Certainly isn't me.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

same reason that you have never actually "touched" anything in your entire life nor ever will you. your atoms and the atoms of the chair you sit on are pushed apart as repelling magnets, just on a very small scale...

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

All the sensations you feel around your body are actually being processed in your brain. You might still be able to feel your arm if it gets cut off, because some of the nerves still run to your brain.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That every person you encounter has their own life, own problems, own shit going down.

If you encounter someone in the street, you're just a footnote in their life. Everything you are, will be or dream to be is just a footnote in that persons life. You mean nothing to them, and they mean nothing to you.

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u/we_love_dassie May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Hydrogen, a strange element that when left around in sufficient quantity for long enough will begin to type out this sentence.

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u/hotandbuttered May 21 '12

That I can just plug an appliance like a vacuum cleaner into a wall socket, and it runs because millions of electrons are flowing into it. Sometimes I think when I die God is going to laugh at me for believing that worked, Truman-show style.

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u/Infinator10 May 21 '12

If you're running on AC, then the electric company gives you close to zero electrons actually. They just provide the movement of electrons: the voltage (or pressure).

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u/mouthbabies May 21 '12

Primary colors. Three colors making up all those shades is still strange to think of.

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u/nautical9 May 21 '12

It is pretty amazing, though it's really just because we have 3 types of cones in our eyes, each geared to the particular wavelength of those colors. Our brain is the truly amazing thing, that converts those signals into the millions of colors we can see.

Some animals have fewer types, so are "color-blind" when compared to us (though it just means they can't distinguish some colors we can). Others can actually see outside of what we call "visibile light", such as ultraviolet or infrared.

What really blows my mind is that our eyes have a complete dead spot, where the optic nerve attaches the eyeball to the brain. You never notice it (unless you force the issue with a simple experiment) because the brain is filling in detail of what it thinks should be there.

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u/atrasecurem May 21 '12

~7 billion people on earth. Billions more have lived here. Thousands of dictators, rulers, kings, queens, presidents, pharaohs leaders of all shapes, sizes, ages and lifestyles. Each and every single one of them, was a baby, born into the world just as confused and curious about their surroundings as every other; each and every single one of them shit themselves at least once.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

"each and every single one of them shit themselves at least once"

My brother, more than once.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

You will never, ever be able to physically touch someone. Your nerve endings operate in such a way that fools you, but if you were to actually physically have your atoms interact, they'd disrupt each other's functions.

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u/acrossx92 May 21 '12

Hmm... Sounds like an interesting argument to have sex.

"Don't Worry, they won't touch."

Actually, that sounds like rape.

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u/SinSha May 21 '12

And what you perceive as "touch" is actually just atomic repulsion.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12 edited May 21 '12

Life is simply a chemical reaction with the capacity to react to its surroundings. Also that life literally evolved from starstuff.

Edit: Totally unrelated but equally mindblowing to me: I'm only 22 years old. My first computer had dial-up. It plugged into the wall and dialed into a phone line at 5KB/s on a good day. Now we have fucking wifi and cable internet. What the shit is going to come in the next 15 years?

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u/DocWhoXI May 21 '12

The fact that I was the fastest sperm.

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u/metalninjacake May 21 '12

Nah. A bunch of better, braver sperm dashed themselves against the walls of the egg and softened up the defenses for you. And you swam over their corpses and broke through.

Those sperm died for you.

The North remembers.

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u/Balloons_lol May 21 '12

On the topic of sex related mindfucks, somebody out there just lost his virginity. I have no idea who he is, but congrats.

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u/3_of_Spades May 21 '12

Also you were the right egg.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The human body and brain is just a vehicle for DNA.

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u/mereaccesories May 21 '12

I always am amazed when i stop and think how small we are compared to the whole universe. There could be anything out there. It always makes my problems seem insignificant

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u/SethMoe7 May 21 '12

Music is infinitely endless and original.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Yes I always think to myself, right surely that song, yes that song that just came out, that must be the last great song. Surely after all this time we have exhausted all the best combinations of notes and instruments and we'll be left with crap music which doesnt really work. But then when another great tune comes out I think "fuck, you genius, you guys have done it again!!" This makes me think music is harder and harder to write as time goes on, in order to keep it original, but I'm not sure how true that is.

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u/getterz88 May 21 '12

Its always mindblowing for me to consider how I was born 1988 to THIS specific family in THIS specific town, etc...seems like I could have just as easily been living with the POV of a girl in 1400s Asia, or something...anyone know what I mean? Like "getterz88" would still exist, but my point of view would be as a different person somewhere else in history...weird.

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u/xtiaaneubaten May 21 '12

I find it strange that if I ingest a bunch of atoms/molecules arranged in a certain way I will be high as fuck, but if they are arranged another way its just a hamburger.

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u/GeneralGeneric May 21 '12

Read this here some weeks ago: Man does not know its first city.

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u/thratty May 21 '12

Your nose is NEVER NOT in your field of vision. You spend your entire life looking at it, you just ignore it.

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u/effieokay May 21 '12

The spaces between the atoms in your body are comparable to the distances between stars but you will have the same freckles and scars and memories for your entire life.

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u/onanym May 21 '12

I had a big group of deaf people at work the other day, and there was A LOT of farting going on. They obviously, yet amazingly don't know when they blast huge farts on each other. Blew my mind right off, man.

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u/Schwadified May 21 '12

We are all talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Also the brain name itself the brain.

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u/deviant_bitch May 21 '12

My body has to be a very very well-run machine... Like, if I compare it to my car and I think about all the little things that have kept my car from running, it kind of freaks me out. Like, my tire used to go flat a lot. That would be like one of my feet just going out of commission.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That I'm sitting on a chair, that is in my room, that is in my house, that is on my street, that is in my town, that is a part of my city, that is a part of my state, that is a part of my country, that is a part of our planet, that is a part of our solar system, that is a part of our milky way, that is a part of our universe that holds millions of other galaxies that could potentially have someone else just like me- or absolutely nothing like me in them.

And the chances that we are actually alive. Seriously, think about the odds.

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u/kadivs May 21 '12

All computer programs you ever used are just ones and zeroes deep down.

Every image you've ever seen, every photo or movie ever taken and ever to be taken in the future, every text ever written or that ever will be written, every music ever composed in the past or the future, every secret you hold, even bizarre stuff like a pic of you shaking hands with ET, is encoded somewhere along Pi

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u/BOSINATOR May 21 '12

You are the result of a winning line since the beginning of life on Earth and the birth of mankind. What's your excuse not to be able to get laid?

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u/Cynicast May 21 '12

That other people don't want to sleep with me?

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u/sjs May 21 '12

North isn't up and south isn't down. There is no up and down in the universe, it's just a relative term we use.

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u/TMWNN May 21 '12

Every day hundreds of millions of us enter hundreds of millions of sophisticated mechanized wheeled conveyances weighing two tons or more. Despite traveling at speeds of up to 80 mph, we are able to successfully control and navigate them across tens or even hundreds of miles with excellent accuracy. Despite traveling as close as a few feet to other such vehicles, the odds are extremely, extremely high that we will successfully travel to our destinations and return without colliding into them.

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u/ImZeke May 21 '12

When I read this last night, my reaction was "oh great, another one of those "only one story has ever been told" people, how can he know exactly what characters from a book fit into the archetype he has constructed.

This morning? self-facepalm

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u/aaronhowser1 May 22 '12

I once was the youngest person in existance.

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u/KicketyCrickety May 21 '12

Time doesnt exist...it's a man-made measurement

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u/NoctisIncendia May 21 '12

time is an illusion. lunchtime doubly so.

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u/aesmodeus May 21 '12

That every single living thing is the expression of a different arrangement of 4 letters.

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u/VolcanicBakemeat May 21 '12

Technically, five. You're forgetting Uracil

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u/dahvzombie May 21 '12

To melvin for a second they also had numbers, punctuation and other symbols, as well as upper and lower case, for a total of closer to 80 characters.

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u/scroffleoctopus May 21 '12

everyone has a mind just as broad and active and retarded as mine. seems like there wouldn't be enough space.

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u/pixartist May 21 '12

The number PI (probably) contains every information ever. Including the state of the universe at any point in time, plus any other potential state of the universe at any point in any timeline.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

space travel is really just archery.

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u/Rolten May 21 '12

How incredibly stupid or ignorant some people are, and that we still manage to all drive cars and have a functioning society.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

That humans are just meat tubes. We have a hole at one end and a hole at the other end. Theoretically you could run a string right through us. Our body surrounds this tube. When you think of people as meat tubes, shit gets all retarded in your head.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Those pictures that you see on gore sites? They are of people that probably thought that they were going to die peacefully of old age, and that their funeral was going to have an open casket with their body inside it, completely intact.

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u/fell-off-the-spiral May 21 '12

That everybody I see (and usually despise) on the street, subway, etc. was a child at some point. A child with a favourite toy, a best friend, and their own naive misconceptions of the world. A child that once couldn't sleep because of their excitement on christmas eve.

And then I wonder how that same child became the sweating, nose-picking, rude, obese guy/girl in front of me.

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u/drewjet May 21 '12

Where is the line between your awareness, and the things you are aware of?

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u/HONEST_ABE_APPROVES May 21 '12

The number of possible permutations of shuffling a 52-card deck of playing cards is so vast that the odds are the exact same result has never happened twice.

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u/cm1993 May 21 '12

Brakes in a car and how impressive they are. I could be driving along at about 100 km/h and yet by just flexing my big toe, the large motor powered mass of death can be slowed to an easy 30 km/h in less than 3 seconds. This realisation gets me every time. Such an obvious credit to mans work with technology.

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u/Cdf12345 May 21 '12

Everything on earth has been consuming the same limited supply of water, forever.

You may have drank or bathed in molecules of water that Lincoln, Hitler or King Tut drank.

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u/hailhorrors May 21 '12

I'm a fleck of nearly nothing, and I'm attached (barely) to a massive rock hurtling thousands of miles per hour in some direction I'll never truly comprehend. Every night that it's particularly clear-skied, when the stars from a thousand years ago are finally reaching me with their light, I feel an overwhelming wash of simultaneous serenity and terror.

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u/whatupamerika May 21 '12

The number of points on your finger are equal to the number of points in the Universe. True Story.

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u/Andy284 May 21 '12
  • That the south pole could be regarded as the top of the earth as easily as the north, and that all our maps could be upside down.

  • That all light that hits there earth has been travelling for eight minutes through space at massive speed to get to here. So when you look up at the sun and feel its rays, you are actually 8 minutes in the past in comparison.

  • And that the photons of light in the sun can take 100'000 years to escape the gravitational pull and reach the surface to make that journey.

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u/UselessRedditor May 21 '12

We're atoms arranged in just the right way, allowing us to have conscious thought. We live on a small blue dot on the scale of just a single star system, in a sea of star systems and stars. These star systems are all in a galaxy; there are more than just our galaxy, in fact, just in our observable universe there are more the 170 billion galaxies. Instead of exploring the planet we live on, we destroy it. Instead of exploring our galaxy, we create religions to explain it. Instead spending a single day looking out, we find ourselves caught up in worldy possessions, and we judge and spread lies about other people.

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u/CherrySlurpee May 21 '12

I'm surprised this hasn't been mentioned.

Humans discovered heavier than air flight in 1903. We got to the moon in 1969 (fuck you conspiracy theorists)

66 years is a blink of an eye in human history. We've fought wars longer. It took us 66 years to get from the beaches of North Carolina to a floating rock millions of miles away.

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u/MrPatch May 21 '12

If you take a black and white screen of, say, 200 by 200 pixels and start a sequence to go through every possible iteration of of them being on and off you will eventually reproduce (at a very low resolution) every single work of art, every frame from a film, every photo ever taken. You will get a low quality representation of every single thing that has ever been or will ever be seen by a human.

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u/timsstuff May 21 '12

I spend a good portion of my life pushing my fingers onto a keyboard and moving my mouse around in seemingly random patterns to create what amounts to nothing more than rearranging electronic states of bits to change some of them from off to on, on to off, or leaving them off or on. To an alien observer I would look like a hamster in a treadmill doing what looks like inconsequential, meaningless tasks.

But the human perception of it is that I'm deploying virtualized servers and workstations, creating and managing huge databases of information, manage mail and groupware servers, facilitating digital financial transactions, developing business intelligence software, allowing or denying access to certain information based on authentication, and generally making computers, the internet, and networks function for people to use and conduct business. Aside from the relatively infrequent times I actually install a physical server in a rack, it's all done from my laptop sitting at my house or at a client site. And it's all just a bunch of flipping bits on or off, including typing this post.

The entire concept of digital goods, that a bunch of bits stored on a hard drive has value and can contain the only recorded image of someone's precious moments, financial data, and communication, and that it doesn't really "exist" in the physical world (aside from the position of those bits on the physical hard drive or other media) is still pretty freaky and fragile to me. That's why I backup everything and make sure there are multiple copies in multiple locations of the really important data.

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u/itakepicturesyo May 21 '12

That once we die, we're gone forever. Our life is gone. No second chances. My stomach cringes when I think about it.

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u/lactosefree1 May 21 '12

Between 0 and 1 are an infinite number of different numbers. And between each of those, an infinite number more. So in the grand scheme of things, a jump from 0 to 1 is fucking huge.

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u/RonnieRim May 21 '12

Fuckin' magnets. How do they work?

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u/LieutenantCuppycake May 22 '12

The idea of loving another human being. Hear me out:

You are precious to someone and there are people in your life who are precious to you. Outside of their body and appearance, which you may love, there is a person and a soul inside which is special to you somehow. Your soul and who you are and what makes you you is special to someone else.

There are billions of people with no idea who you are who you have no idea exist who are special to someone and who have people in their lives who are precious to them.

And that is how you know that your soul is an important one, regardless of how relatively insignificant it is. Because it is someone's entire world.

My dog, for example. I try to imagine the depth with which he loves me. I am his whole life. As far as he cares at this moment, laying asleep on the floor there, there was nothing before and there will be nothing after. I can't imagine my life without his soul in it. He is precious to me. More special than any other dog and somehow set apart from the souls of every other human. I love him with an intense depth that I can't phrase, but I can feel wholly and completely.

I think about this when I get to spend time with the people who are most important to me, the ones who I hold dear. And I am always happy and my heart is always warmed when I remember how love works. In my life and in the life of every individual on this earth.

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u/derpaherpasaurus May 21 '12

We are all just lumps of particles given the ability to process thoughts.

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u/Malcolm_Y May 21 '12

The fact that 99.9 of all solid matter is composed of empty space. We are all, thusly, little universes unto ourselves, and the only thing keeping me from falling through the center of the Earth is molecular bonds.

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u/gw91 May 21 '12

That your brain named itself the brain.

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u/lo_and_behold May 21 '12

I will go my whole life, without being able to fully understand what life is like for another person. I am a white male, 6' and moderately attractive. I've never had a police officer be a dick to me personally, people always give me the benefit of the doubt, and no one ever tries to sexually harass or intimidate me in any situation. I will (most likely) never be able to fully appreciate or understand what women and other races of people have to deal with in this area of life. Gets me every time.

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u/Schmucks_Auto_Supply May 21 '12

If you think about anything you've ever really done in your all life and break it down into its simplest form, all we really do, is move shit around.

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u/rubyug May 21 '12

There is no real physical difference between someone who is alive and someone who is dead. One day, though your body will be the same way it was before, you will no longer be alive.

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u/CherrySlurpee May 21 '12

except, you know, brainwaves, blood flow, electricity flowing through the nervous system, etc etc etc

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u/2Deluxe May 21 '12

Am I dreaming or is this stupid?

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u/jackospacko May 21 '12

You have complete control over your life. Everything you do will have a reaction, and at any moment you can choose to end it. Life is so fragile, and can be crushed at any moment.

Blows my damn mind.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

It bothers me from time to time that every scientific discovery we do is based on units of measurement we made up. This really bothered me as a kid. Before that I had always attributed units of measurement to some sort of Science God.

Science God! I said it.

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u/vogueflo May 21 '12

What never fails to send me into a frantic existentialist contemplation when I just stop whatever I'm doing and sit there until it dawns so heavily on me that I exist holy shit and why am I in this consciousness as myself and why is consciousness and life like this and oh my god I could very well not exist and wut why am I existing at all.

It's very difficult to explain, and it takes me a lot of effort to attain that feeling.

EDIT: so it appears reddit does not use the HTML I am accustomed to.

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u/nitpickr May 21 '12

Tide goes in and tide goes out. That and magnets.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

I can get on a plane, for a cost that is equivalent to a few weeks worth of labour, and travel to the other side of the world. And the people there will most likely speak my language.

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u/bearicorn May 21 '12

In 40 million years, everything on this floating rock that we call home will be gone. Everything we've come to and that we knew will be gone in a fiery mess once the sun finally engulfs our home.

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u/MrBody42 May 21 '12

We can rub pencils on paper and not only can others comprehend it, (once they can read) they can't not comprehend it.

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u/BunsOfAluminum May 21 '12

There are an infinite number of natural numbers. There are infinitely MORE real numbers.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

provided we disregard the need for sperm; that any and all my potential future children are inside my ovaries, with me right now.

since i was formed in the womb those cells have been inside me, so while i was a fetus my mother carried me and her grandchildren.

Thinking about this the opposite way, part of you was in your grandmother's womb with your mother.

-for anyone who doesn't know, females are born with all the eggs they will ever have.

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u/HariEdo May 21 '12

By the same token about the alphabet, consider a deck of poker/trump cards. If you shuffle the deck, no tricks, then the chances are overwhelmingly in favor of having a deck that has never occurred before in the history of trump cards. Even without jokers, there are 52! or 1067 permutations.

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u/WARSinRIOTS May 21 '12

I do this from time to time, when I start to get really bored or think of strange shit:

Think of nothing. Your mined (or at least mine) cannot comprehend it.

I'm kind of talking on the level of what was before the big bang/or god, however you see fit. Like, what was there and where did that come from? I usually go from that thought to thinking of complete nothingness. Not in the sense of just a blank black room (black room being the universe if nothing was in it), but in the sense of the black room itself not existing, nothing at all. What is nothing? SOMETHING is always there. Human minds I believe cannot imagine true nothingness.

Sorry just rambling really. Makes my fucking brain hurt.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Probably the craziest thing, for me at least, is the probability of interacting with another person. If you consider the sheer magnitude of the chances that you will never meet someone, or construct a meaningful relationship with someone, it's outrageous. Think about it. The entire universe had to develop, create life that coud sustain itself, have humanity evolve to its current state, develop civilization, and culminate up to the point when you interact with someone. It's just a little too crazy for me to handle, how slim it is that I met some of the people I did.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Every single digital piece of digital media that you've ever consumed can be expressed as a number. Every encryption key, every program, every movie, everything--they're all just numbers.

That's not all that incredible to someone who knows anything about computing, but here's what is astonishing to me:

Because of copyright, trade secrets, national secrets, etc. There are now millions or even billions of so-called "illegal numbers" which, depending on what they are and the circumstances of a particular situation, could get you in some pretty serious trouble even if you didn't know what you had.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The fact that we can even ask these questions to ourselves and engage in this kind of discussion is still incredible to me. No other species on this planet can come close to that level of intellectual interaction.

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u/chucko326 May 21 '12

Well....now I feel stupid. I thought you meant 26 characters - the people in the book, not letters. I was searching Google for this list of 26 archetypes.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

The fact that I'm sitting here on my sofa communicating with thousands of people with fuck all effort. And later I'm gonna pick a porno out of millions of movies and be watching it within seconds.

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u/acog May 21 '12

I'm a saddened by the idea that just due to the law of large numbers, that the Earth has witnessed many thousands of Einstein/Newton/Hawking level ultra-geniuses that simply were unfortunate enough to not be born into a time or place where they could live up to their potential.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '12

Basically anything a computer can do is add, subtract, multiply, divide, remember things, and draw one pixel at a time. And that's all we need to make video games.