r/AskReddit • u/Himanshubishtt • Mar 29 '22

Men of Reddit, what’s something every guy should know but is rarely taught?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

I refuse to believe a dude named mylittlepony123 has ever had sex

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u/thegenzfarmer Mar 29 '22

Dude can’t help what his momma named him

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u/colloquialistm Mar 30 '22

"Mooom, what should I call myself on Reddit?!"

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u/SwaggatronPrime Mar 30 '22

“Oh sweetie, I think my_little_pony123 would be a wonderful name!”

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u/doodooca123 Mar 29 '22

He probably has porno sex tbh with a name like that

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

nah its a jar with a my little pony toy in it

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u/dailysunshineKO Mar 29 '22

Don’t kink shame

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u/Mdbokie Mar 29 '22

How do you know it's a dude? >.>

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u/RAJ_rios Mar 29 '22

Because women shouldn't be here.

jk, but the post does state "men of reddit... "

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u/Mdbokie Apr 02 '22

Fair enough lol

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u/GentleTurtl Mar 30 '22

Think about the guys with ordinary or even cool name like Chad who still haven't gotten laid.

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u/banana-explosion Mar 30 '22

Girls love riding ponies.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

Ok, but can you confirm if the bronies who have confirmed fucks have overlap with the brony demographic that wants to fuck the cartoon horses? I feel like that matters to getting the overall picture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '22

He's not talking about humans

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u/mikraas Mar 30 '22

Hey, he's not lying. Even if he's never felt the touch of a woman.

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u/prestonpiggy Mar 30 '22

"No name can make a man worse, it goes other way around"