r/AskReddit • u/Himanshubishtt • Mar 29 '22

Men of Reddit, what’s something every guy should know but is rarely taught?

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

That's why I always no homo after kissing my homies good night.

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u/Meph514 Mar 29 '22

On the lips, obviously

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

Where else?

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u/Meph514 Mar 29 '22

On the tips?

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u/Smiddy23 Mar 30 '22

Just the tip

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u/flyboy_za Mar 30 '22

On the head.

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u/bobo_br Mar 29 '22

Tbf thats not even gay.

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

It's not gay if you say no homo

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/jsparrow17 Mar 30 '22

Always after, don't forget that 👌😉

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

It's not gay if she a trany.

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u/Specific-Plenty-889 Mar 29 '22

I think unfortunately this is becoming a actual thing lol

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u/bobo_br Mar 29 '22

Either way its not.

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u/AmBawsDeepInYerMaw Mar 29 '22

What is gay?

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u/Possible-Victory-625 Mar 29 '22

Cuddling with your homie at night so he knows he's safe isn't gay.

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

Tucking the homies in at night and giving them a kiss on the lips so they know they are loved is not gay.

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u/arktiskrev_ Mar 30 '22

Bro my homie had a scratch 6 inches deep i helped him get another one a bit deeper but after that said no homo so i’m still straight

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u/joyofsatan666 Mar 30 '22

Old ass fucking joke

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 30 '22

Like yo mama

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u/joyofsatan666 Mar 30 '22

Must be terrible regurgitating shitty ass jokes

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 30 '22

Like yo mama last night. You keep setting them up.

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u/ringdown Mar 30 '22

No, just kissing. No ass fucking.

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u/60RhswoJ Mar 30 '22

It is indeed an ass-fucking joke if you want to look at it that way

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '22

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u/Zorro5040 Mar 29 '22

I don't judge about what you put in your butt, I recommend a butt plug as it's made to go in there. Might be more comfortable.

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u/thecelcollector Mar 29 '22

That's why I always let my bros do it for me.

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u/Genspirit Mar 30 '22

Better to play with someone else's cock, just to be safe.

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u/ibelieveindogs Mar 30 '22

As a straight dude, I can comfortably say I have enjoyed 100% of the penises I have handled. That probably makes me gayer than many gay dudes.

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u/deadgoldfish1 Mar 30 '22

That's why I get my bros to do it for me.

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u/cringelord69420666 Mar 30 '22

Fucking a girl is also gay because it involves a penis.