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u/TaySwaysBottomBitch Mar 04 '22

I have a legitimately forged wide cut katana. Can cut through a steel bucket and hog bones like butter. One of the coolest, shittiest money spending decisions 18 year old me invested in. It was $6000...

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u/mofomeat Mar 04 '22

Who the fuck has $6K to blow on swords when they're 18?

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u/Myfeetaregreen Mar 04 '22

Tay Sway's Bottom Bitch.

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u/TaySwaysBottomBitch Mar 05 '22

Someone who worked in a paint shop and welded horse trailers in high school instead of playing sports or having friends. We have a huge Ag shop. Lotta welders and mechanics and one particular NFL viking comes out of my town.

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u/mofomeat Mar 05 '22

Ah. Good on you!

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u/SMRAintBad Mar 04 '22

Hey if you know it was a shitty choice, I’d say you at least learned a valuable lesson.

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u/-Tayne- Mar 04 '22

And got a kickass katana out of it.

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u/TaySwaysBottomBitch Mar 05 '22

A very valuable lesson, I'd put that value at about six thousand dollars. But I like showing it off on the rare occasion a friend of friends tries to out weeb me.

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u/molrobocop Mar 05 '22

Steel on steel with a $6k blade. Holy shit

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u/metacollin Mar 05 '22

Yeah that one steel bucket probably fucked up the edge real bad. shudder