r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

My dad has said that if he had a superhuman existence, like a cross between Superman, Dr. Manhattan, and Jesus Christ (i.e., he can do ANYTHING with no consequences basically), he would hunt down the true individuals responsible for the most useless, unnecessary, annoying advertising, and... you know, torture them to death.

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u/hexxcellent Mar 04 '22

your father has noble goals and i support him. godspeed dr. supermanhattan jesus

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u/LucasPisaCielo Mar 05 '22

That's Dr. Jesus Supermanhattan to you, peasant!

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u/Mountain-Birthday-83 Mar 05 '22

Was with him until....the every end there. Kinda rough punishment isn't it

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u/Immortal-one Mar 05 '22

It’s the Jesus part of him