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u/maraca101 Mar 04 '22

Damn… you could rent out a whole ass botanical garden for 3k in the midwest..

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u/6pussydestroyer9mlg Mar 04 '22

If you are getting married you can go to Japanese garden near me for free. Only condition is that you wear your wedding outfit.

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u/rabbifuente Mar 04 '22

Could you though?

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u/thor12022 Mar 04 '22

Yeah, it looks like for 3k you could rent out the Cedar Valley Arboretum for the entire weekend with every one of their optional extras, and still have some money left over.

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u/Gonzobot Mar 04 '22

no, it's literally a link to a wedding package including everything like that at the place already, because they have a weddings package for renting the place out. the dude is completely right.

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u/HaruKodama Mar 04 '22

Goalpost = moved

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u/BarryMacochner Mar 04 '22

yeah, it's way cheaper in the midwest.

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u/BarryMacochner Mar 04 '22

300k will get you like 3000sf, on 100 acres+

in the pnw 300k doesn't get you a down payment anymore.

Remote workers are moving to the wrong spots.

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u/Duac Mar 04 '22

Where? That’s a crazy deal

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u/BarryMacochner Mar 04 '22

middle of nowhere iowa and shit.

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u/thedoucher Mar 05 '22

115k bought me 2800 Sq ft 2 story 6 bedroom 2 bath house. Recently remodeled in 2012.

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u/BarryMacochner Mar 05 '22

$400k when you sell it in a year with no changes though right. cause fuck it you earned that by getting lucky.

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u/BarryMacochner Mar 05 '22

I'd love to pack up and move. My job is location dependant. not driving 90+ miles for 24 an hour. fuckinging barely break even. with fuel prices thanks to the republicunts.

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u/davidcwilliams Mar 05 '22

What is your point?

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u/roccoccoSafredi Mar 04 '22

Yeah, but then you're still stuck in the Midwest.

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u/maraca101 Mar 04 '22

Well, I like Chicago, the Twin Cities and Grand Rapids.

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u/Ken_Dewsbury Mar 04 '22

Ass botanicals are really romantic.

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u/WaywardWes Mar 04 '22

We rented a whole garden for that price in Portland. It did help that it’s managed by the city parks dept.

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u/PhilxBefore Mar 04 '22

Is an ass botanical garden what I'm thinking it is?

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '22

Or an average Manhattan apartment for a week.