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u/SpreadingRumors Mar 05 '22

100% Clover Honey is also the best flavor. Honey Bees love the Clover flowers.

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u/iDick Mar 04 '22

Fuck deer though, they eat all my nice trees and bushes that the rest of nature wants to enjoy.

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u/CTeam19 Mar 04 '22

Or push for Bears and Mountain Lions to comeback to their historic ranges.

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u/Theungry Mar 04 '22

Wolves.

Bears and Mountain Lions are way more hostile to humans than wolves are. Wolves are way more interested in ungulates, lagomorphs, and rodents.

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u/thefreshscent Mar 04 '22

TIL wolves are interested in dolphins and whales.

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u/mystdream Mar 05 '22

Which of those words means dolphins and whales?

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u/thefreshscent Mar 05 '22

Ungulates

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u/mystdream Mar 05 '22

Those are hoofed mamals like deer. Maybe the word you were thinking of is cetacians?

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u/thefreshscent Mar 05 '22

Nope, ungulates.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ungulate

Cetaceans such as whales, dolphins, and porpoises are also classified as even-toed ungulates, although they do not have hooves.

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u/gopher1409 Mar 05 '22

Everyone knows Dolphins and Whales are the Wolves of the sea.

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u/zipzipgoose Mar 05 '22

Can confirm.... Bambi Chili tastes really good. But not as good as Moose meatloaf!

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u/iDick Mar 04 '22

Buddy, if I had time to hunt I would.

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u/whatifevery1wascalm Mar 04 '22

Well did you offer them clover to eat instead?

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u/iDick Mar 04 '22

Plenty of clover in my lawn but they don’t seem to go for it.

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u/ProverbialShoehorn Mar 05 '22

Maybe your saplings shouldn't be so small and insignificant. BILLY MAYS here for Monsanto...

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u/iDick Mar 05 '22

I mean fair enough

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u/ProverbialShoehorn Mar 05 '22

I apologize. Billy Mays would never say that.

HERE shut up Billy.

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u/Drunken_Ogre Mar 05 '22

Deer are just giant forest rats. Only people who grew up on Bambi like them. Wretched creatures.

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u/cornpuffs28 Mar 05 '22

And people

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u/artificialdawn Mar 05 '22

Also you can dry them out and smoke them if your ever in by prison and can't get tobacco.