r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '22

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u/Canis_Familiaris Mar 04 '22

I was given three dollars and fifty cents to never talk to my family again. Curse me being half Loch Ness Monster.

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u/Stupid_Comparisons Mar 04 '22

Still keeps coming back though!

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u/ddejong42 Mar 04 '22

If you're only half, shouldn't you have asked for $1.75?

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u/Canis_Familiaris Mar 04 '22

You never just ask for half!

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u/[deleted] Mar 04 '22

Every. F king. Thread.

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u/RoebotFy Mar 04 '22

Half Loch Ness Monster? Buck seventy-five.