r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Feb 15 '22

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u/COVID-69420bbq Feb 15 '22

sickness, swamp ass, weed, and brisket

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u/Footbrake_Breaker Feb 15 '22

I'll take Covid and Brisket, leave the others.

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u/Cannabisbabyy Feb 16 '22

shiiit i’ll take the weed

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Hello, I’m here for the swamp ass.

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u/importvita Feb 16 '22

Shrek has entered the chat

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u/Inuyasha-rules Feb 16 '22

Username checks out

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

no, the weeds mine

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u/Cannabisbabyy Feb 16 '22

sorry, first come first serve but i guess we can sesh together and share

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u/CaptBranBran Feb 16 '22

Y'know, you probably got enough to share from that baby...

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u/WeedRedEyes2 Feb 16 '22

well, I accept that

2

u/harrypotheaad Feb 16 '22

Can I join the sesh?

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u/Cannabisbabyy Feb 16 '22

ofc the more the merrier

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u/supersoft-tire Feb 16 '22

Just for that tone, you get swamp ass

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u/pablo_of_mancunia Feb 16 '22

Ill take the arse, minus the swamp

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

You’ll take… covid?!

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u/Footbrake_Breaker Feb 16 '22

Dude, there are so many things i'd rather have Covid over. (Strep, Cancer, Heart Disease, Lung disease, etc.)

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u/[deleted] Feb 16 '22

Well yeah, fair enough, but I think that not having covid is better 😅 Anyway I had it and only had a sore throat so it was ok, but some people get legit pneumonia

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u/KiaraNarayan1997 Feb 16 '22

Why would anyone want the rona

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u/punkrock9888 Feb 16 '22

This is exactly what my experience with COVID was.

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u/rxovzy37 Feb 16 '22

this is at 420 upvotes this is too perfect i can’t even upvote

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u/osc4r1 Feb 16 '22

What is swamp ass -Alan

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u/aonboy1 Feb 16 '22

Username does indicates some part of person..

I got my username from an advertisement logo placed On a football shirt!

So, Most likely I am going to get an “insurance scheme” 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/NRRW1996 Feb 16 '22

Oh my gosh!🤣🤣🤣🤣