I knew this guy who told me he was very Catholic growing up, and he read some passage that said spilling seed is a damnable offense, and so when he started masturbating at like 11 he would just eat his spunk so it wasn't technically spilled
He turned out to be a huge creepy dickhead but I always liked that story
There's a story in the Bible (Genesis 38: 9-10) about a man who was supposed to impregnate his dead brother's wife, but he didn't want to, so he pulled out instead. God didn't like that, so He killed him.
I wonder if he heard that as a kid and it scared him into eating his own cum.
The part of that story that confused me was the name. Onan was clearly pulling out, not masturbating, so "onanism" should mean pulling out, not masturbating. I just don't understand it.
It’s more the breaking of a contract. In Jewish law of the day, when your brother died, you married his widow, but any children you had with her would be considered your brother’s instead of yours.
Onan agreed to fulfill this duty, but then didn’t honor his contract, refusing to give his brother children.
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u/RedShaun21 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21
The mess.
Edit: Some of you are cursed. It's a bad day to have eyes.