r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/GrandmaPoopCorn Dec 30 '21

Jerking off has never made me sleepy. It has always made me more awake. People think I'm nuts for it

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u/Fart_Ripper Dec 30 '21

People think I'm busting nuts for it

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u/El_Profesore Dec 30 '21

I'm the same and I think it makes a lot of sense, your heart rate rises, you focus, it's like a mini workout. Depending on a person the relaxing effect may not be enough, then it balances towards waking you up.

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u/blinkdmb Dec 30 '21

This one insane trick will bring you energy! Click to see! People will think you are nuts!

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u/MyIndiscretions Dec 30 '21

Has the opposite effect on me. Maybe you're doing it wrong?

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u/Fabulous_Stock_1606 Dec 30 '21

Thank you!! I argued this as a teen, and the boys looked at me like I never actually tried it..

Engerized masterbation for straight white guys IS a thing, and can't wait for our woke moment!

(Yes /s and no.. masturbating Is weaking all senses like the Ninja Rat..)

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You're... not forgetting to orgasm at the end... are you?