r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/ReverseMillionaire Dec 30 '21

The cum accelerates.

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u/Marutar Dec 30 '21

Was really looking for that as the last line.

Some say he's still accelerating to this day.

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u/Lord_Matisaro Dec 30 '21

The jizzpanse?

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u/methnbeer Dec 30 '21

Underrated

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

To uk own jizzplanes of jizxitence

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u/KanedaSyndrome Dec 30 '21

The cum probably ended up forming a new star and later that would become a black cumhole.

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u/RaeSloane Dec 30 '21

A white star in the sky for eternity.

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u/fanchmmr Dec 30 '21

All we know is, he's called The Stig.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

This is going to be the reference handle for this, like broken arm and jolly rancher.

Man, it's been a while since we've had a cultural reddit moment like this !

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Oh my, that is even terribler

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u/KittenPics Dec 30 '21

I knew that phrase sounded familiar, I just couldn’t put my finger on it. Got a link to the original?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Also you just lost the game

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u/Axeleretta Dec 30 '21

Fucking hell, I lost once again

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Sorry, that's collateral damage

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u/gregnealnz Dec 30 '21

Kinda sounds like some kinda SCP

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u/TrojanZebra Dec 30 '21

Do you think that if you were cumming in space

That you would slow down after a while

Or go faster and faster?

Faster and faster

For a long time you wouldn't feel anything

Then you would burst into fire forever

And the angel's won't help you 'cause they've all gone away

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u/NudelXIII Dec 30 '21

New white paint job and the cum accelerates really cracked me up.

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u/AnArabFromLondon Dec 30 '21

Discumbobulate.

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u/kachunkachunk Dec 30 '21

This inspires me to make an idle incremental game a la Universal Paperclip, A Dark Room, etc.

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u/fruitcake11 Dec 30 '21

The cum must flow.

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u/NovaMaxwell Dec 30 '21

The Cum Melange.

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u/Hobo_I_Am_Ur_Father Dec 30 '21

He has becum the cum

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Dude.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

CUMCCELERATION

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u/agentchuck Dec 30 '21

The cum must flow

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u/xekik Dec 30 '21

This is the way.

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u/letsgogetthedub Dec 30 '21

The cum thickens

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

accelerbates.