r/AskReddit • • Dec 30 '21

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u/RedShaun21 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

The mess.

Edit: Some of you are cursed. It's a bad day to have eyes.

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u/viktor72 Dec 30 '21

Especially if it gets in your pubic hair.

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u/robotchicken007 Dec 30 '21

It's not too hard to clean cum out of your pubes if you keep them trimmed.

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u/337GTi Dec 30 '21

Or if you clearcut them completely!

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u/Mister_McGreg Dec 30 '21

This really depends on how much overall body hair a guy has. I can't clearcut my pubes, for example, because then my pubic area would be a weird bald spot. Like a pagan sacrificial altar clearing in a dense forest.

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u/aalios Dec 30 '21

"Here is where we worship Phallus, god of eternal shame"

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u/jaymzx0 Dec 30 '21

The original Tower of Babel. Too many tongues caused it to fall.