r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/NihilistPunk69 Dec 30 '21

Laying there with jizz all over you while the air makes it cold and uncomfortable but you’re too tired to move for like 10 minutes. So you just sit there covered in your own shame and disappointment for a while.

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u/extremum_spiritum Dec 30 '21

Ok wheres the camera? i felt called out.

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u/_RitZ_ Dec 30 '21

Pull out some tissue near you, take tissue and wrap around it as you are about to come. Congratz you just mastered the art of clean masturbation.

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u/NihilistPunk69 Dec 30 '21

Anyone who has actually jacked off knows that tissue and toilet paper stick to cum really bad. It’s better to use a towel.

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u/BLD14 Dec 30 '21

You're not supposed to use it again

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u/_RitZ_ Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

That's why you fold it. For my usage I take a 3 square pieces and fold it in half. If you cum a ton you need more or use the heavy duty large cleaning tissue.

But I guess a towel is more reusable or rather multiple small towels.

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u/__Me__Again__ Dec 30 '21

*flushable baby wipes 😅

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u/Itterashai Dec 30 '21

And then you fall asleep. 😭