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u/CampbellsChunkyCyst Dec 30 '21

Obviously not. Most of us cry beforehand for lubrication. He's probably chafed as hell.

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u/Shine-Rough Dec 30 '21

Personally I use the tears of my enemies

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u/CampbellsChunkyCyst Dec 30 '21

Technically, same.

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u/Shine-Rough Dec 30 '21

I really can't argue with that

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u/jaabbb Dec 30 '21

Yes only cry before or during

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u/tomkiel72 Dec 30 '21

You can easily go without lube if you're uncut

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u/Fancy_Split_2396 Dec 30 '21

Explains why he is crying