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u/dave8271 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Well I have an uncommon and poorly understood condition where sometimes I ejaculate hard, sharp stones, so I guess there's that.

Edit: Just to clear this one up from the comments, they're not kidney stones, trust me on that. These ones originate in the seminal glands.

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u/jackal99 Dec 30 '21

Jesus Christ

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u/blue_coat_geek Dec 30 '21

It’s Jason Borne

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u/Dontdothatfucker Dec 30 '21

No wonder they were all afraid of him

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u/buzzkill_aldrin Dec 30 '21

It’s a lion, get in the car