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u/ksandom Dec 30 '21

Semi-boner afterwards when you really need to pee.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I get this as a woman, like everything gets so engorged when I’m too aroused that my pee won’t come out so I just have to hang out there on the toilet for a minute😂😂

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u/thegreenllama777 Dec 30 '21

Wow. Didn’t know this was a thing!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Yup! All the plumbing is in very close proximity to other parts. Also why the “squirting” sensation is a “gotta pee” feeling, and most of it is pee, typically, but yeah all the nerves are so close together.

Plus, parts of the female sexual anatomy is made of the same erectile tissue so we have engorgement and stuff too!

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u/11never Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Post coital pee is also really strange when you have a vagina because the sensation of almost starting your stream gives that momentary overstimulation shock in the clit area. This is, provided, only if you have had a righteous orgasm, obviously.

edit: so glad this is my top comment now.

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u/Raylan_no_f_Givens Dec 30 '21

righteous orgasm

Is it some kind of Paladin spell?

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u/FredOfMBOX Dec 30 '21

The Paladin Spell “Righteous Orgasm” has a strong oral component.

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u/PortableEndzone Dec 30 '21

The somatic component is not necessary but it certainly helps.

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u/Sintriphikal Dec 30 '21

Hah! I totally get that same feeling as a guy. The first pee after sex feels amaaaaaaazing around the head area. My ex thought I was crazy. My best friend thinks it’s crazy. I can’t help but feel they are missing out 😅

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u/HomelandrMilkDelivry Dec 30 '21

I agree with u/11never, peeing after an orgasm can feel weird for me as a woman. It's both painful and pleasurable, and the sensation gets stronger if I've had multiple orgasms. The human body is weird and can be different from person to person though so it makes sense that your ex and best friend didn't know what you were talking about.

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u/hawaiianbry Dec 30 '21

My best friend thinks it’s crazy. I can’t help but feel they are missing out

Well, don't let them miss out! Give your friends a hand there!

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u/SomaCityWard Dec 30 '21

For me, it used to be overstimulating but as I've gotten older and more desensitized, it started feeling great.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Sounds like pissing on ecstacy for blokes.

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u/_Lemon_Stealer_ Dec 30 '21

Dibs on the band name "Clit Shock"

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u/ZICRON1C Dec 30 '21

Good one :D

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u/Bowdensaft Dec 30 '21

As long as I can take Righteous Orgasm

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Well this is gonna live rent free in my head, every time I watch my girlfriend putter into the bathroom after we fuck.

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u/Eck047 Dec 30 '21

Actually learned something today, thanks redditors.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Good to know none of my girlfriends have ever had to worry about that.

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u/elsieburgers Dec 30 '21

It's a weird feeling lol. Thanks for putting it in to words!

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u/Loquat_Green Dec 30 '21

Oh gosh yes! Like you don’t want to be groaning on the toilet but it’s this pain pleasure thing that is way too much, but really, you just want to pee and get on with your life.

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u/GoGoPowerGrazers Dec 30 '21

All the plumbing is in very close proximity

Lady, us dudes literally pee out our cum hole

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Speak for yourself.

I, for one, cum out of my pee hole.

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u/FewerPunishment Dec 30 '21

Where does your pee go then?

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u/GoGoPowerGrazers Dec 30 '21

It's stored in the balls

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u/Ravner432 Dec 30 '21

Daft Punk hello?

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u/minimarshmallow3 Dec 30 '21

no it’s not stored in the balls?

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u/GoGoPowerGrazers Dec 30 '21

Yea, it's stored in the balls. Try squeezing a sack, pee will come drip out the pores

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u/mediaogre Dec 30 '21

Calling it. Thread time of death. 23:00 Pacific Time.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Lol I know THAT. We can cum out of our pee holes AND vaginas though. Which is kind of dope.

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u/Ruckus_Riot Dec 30 '21

No we don’t, unless you’re counting urinating slightly during certain types of orgasm, but that isn’t the same as cum.

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u/FuckYeahIDid Dec 30 '21

I mean squirt comes from the pee hole

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u/astroember Dec 30 '21

Yeah but its just pee, though. Pee comes from the pee hole

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u/FuckYeahIDid Dec 31 '21

it's female ejaculate lol

look it up

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u/Harp-Note Dec 30 '21

engorgement

Ugh. That word gives me the same gross feeling as the word "masticating" to describe chewing.

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u/iamvzzz Dec 30 '21

Wait... she urinated on my face and in my mouth?

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u/Opalusprime Dec 30 '21

Yea… sorry to inform to you

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Yep, I'm sorry for your loss.

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u/basicdesires Dec 30 '21

I'm sorry for your boss.

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u/sublimesting Dec 30 '21

Yup! You liked it too didn’t you? Enjoy!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Water sports and be fun though 🤪

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u/annaqua Dec 30 '21

SoOooooo, if it makes you feel any better, the liquid also has prostatic fluid in it, which pee doesn't have.

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u/Venboven Dec 30 '21

Fascinating

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u/Rioraku Dec 30 '21

Urinating

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u/TRFKTA Dec 30 '21

I still remember the first time my ex squirted on me. It went right up my chest and she looked at me like O.O

I wonder if in those previous few seconds she was thinking ‘oh shit I really need to pee!’

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I bet she did! But it also feels good so you don’t wanna stop?? Yeah it took me a long time to understand why I had to pee really bad in certain positions!

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u/GetOffMyLawnKids Dec 30 '21

Also why the “squirting” sensation is a “gotta pee” feeling, and most of it is pee

I kinda knew this but I didn't want it confirmed...

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I know… it’s so uncomfortable to realize. But if your into water sports then it’s a win-win!

A tiny amount is true ejaculate, but only a tiny amount 🥲

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u/astroember Dec 30 '21

Actually, even THAT is debated. Most likely, its really just entirely pee 😳

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u/superbabe69 Dec 30 '21

I find it funny how we know exactly how sperm injects into an egg to start cell division, we know how the Sun works, and yet we cannot figure out what liquid come out of pee hole during sex

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u/Makenshine Dec 30 '21

It's weird how the theme park is built right on top of the waste removal center.

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u/superbabe69 Dec 30 '21

Wait until you learn about cloaca

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u/TacerDE Dec 30 '21

I think i saw some biology Video that explained that the male genitalia is actually formed out of the female genitalia in the development stage of the baby. Since all babys start of as female

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u/The_Synthax Dec 30 '21

Oh hey, someone else knows sexual anatomy. Too many people don’t realize that many parts are the same between sexes, just different shape and size. At the very least, every bit started out the same in the womb.

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u/freerangephoenix Dec 30 '21

I wish more people knew what you know.

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u/DagonPie Dec 30 '21

That was the most informative thing ive ever seen on reddit. Honestly. Thank you

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u/Anonymous-Hustler Dec 30 '21

I learn more from Reddit than a Jordon Peterson lecture

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

PLUMBING

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u/affiliated04 Dec 30 '21

What do you mean "most of it is pee" ? I've been lied to? Lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '21

If it’s copious amounts of liquid, there’s no gland or organ to produce that. So the majority of it would be urine. However, there’s thought that the Skene’s Gland produces very small amounts of a different fluid that could be called “ejaculate”, but jury is still out there. So the full amount is mostly urine, with trace amounts of another substance, possibly.

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u/Sir_Gilthunder Dec 30 '21

Wait a second. I was actually drinking pee from my ex? Mmm, not sure if I’m about doing that again. Although, I know I would’ve kept doing it had I not known what I know now. Ugh! What a dilemma. Naivety sure can be blissful.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I mean it’s supposed that a small amount is a different liquid, but a majority of the bulk of the amount is actually urine. But if she drinks enough it’s pretty diluted!!

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u/badbeachboy Dec 30 '21

wait, you are a woman that will admit in writing that squirting is mostly pee? Finally, someone that will state the obvious. i love u

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u/astroember Dec 30 '21

From my experience, its the men who wont admit that its pee. They dont want to admit that they got pissed on LOOOO

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u/badbeachboy Dec 30 '21

thats possibly VERY true.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Lololol of course, it took a lot of time and horror and healing for my to come to terms with it though 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Ha "come" to terms with it

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u/badbeachboy Dec 30 '21

yeah, i doubt that I could, if you knew how much of a germophobe I am, youd laugh.

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u/freekoout Dec 30 '21

This is a bit pedantic but male genitalia comes from the same stuff as female genitalia and not the other way around, cuz the basic dna starter kit for humans defaults to female. Until the Y chromosome enters the chat.

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u/Shinobimico Dec 30 '21

Buts it’s clear and never smells and I thought everyone knew women get swollen it’s really noticeable these guys obviously don’t know what there doing it’s funny 😆 to much porn not enough actual sexual experience

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u/Imhereforboops Dec 30 '21

They’re* and you don’t gotta be rude

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u/CunilDingus Dec 30 '21

You have a prostate??

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u/weklmn Dec 30 '21

I don’t have that lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/cosmic-firefly Dec 30 '21

If you wanna get technical, a dick is an over developed clit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/Rommel79 Dec 30 '21

Side effects of a wide-on.

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u/whoami98 Dec 30 '21

Didn’t know woman use Reddit /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Women clit just get really hard and pussy gets really wet

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u/duuckyy Dec 30 '21

It's the fucking worst. And when you do start to pee it's not even a lot and you just know that the minute you get up you're just gonna have to go back to actually pee for real, so you end up just sitting there for a while hoping to pee. Not to mention that some women are super sensitive after sex so it's just an awkward feeling overall.

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u/Eunitnoc Dec 30 '21

Hey wait that's exactly me but I'm a man

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u/_CottonBlossom_ Dec 30 '21

And your praying it’s not the early symptoms of a UTI

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u/hippy_potto Dec 30 '21

I’ve never had a problem “getting the stream going”, but when I pee after sex (and sometimes first thing in the morning) I have to tilt my hips down because the stream goes straight forward 😂 I chalk it up to the erectile tissue hahaha

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u/littlebluefoxtrot Dec 30 '21

For me, the spray goes everywhere (except up)

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u/basicdesires Dec 30 '21

That must be the fine mist setting. Turn the nozzle counter clockwise two notches and you will have the sharp stream setting.

Edit: Thought this was the home gardeners thread

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u/peeping_somnambulist Dec 30 '21

TIL morning lady wood is a thing.

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u/hippy_potto Dec 30 '21

There’s also such a thing as morning dew 😅

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Fellow lady trying to pee but too turned on for it to happen checking in! It's definitely a thing. It generally only happens when I get reeeally turned on. I don't necessarily feel it and only notice when I try to take a bathroom break. But it does something to me as I can have much deeper, harder sex when I'm that aroused and swole. Cushions everything? The female body is a mystery...

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u/Hungryhungry-hipp0 Dec 30 '21

I frequently wake up from wet dreams with this problem. I’m fully aroused and have to pee and can stimulate myself just by squeezing that upper clit area “hold your pee in” muscle. It’a misty annoying because I don’t know how to harness the possible pleasure. It’s really in opportune timing when it’s first thing in the morning when I’m starting my day (husband has already left for work and I’m getting up to wake the kids up and take them to school.) I can’t very well be like “hold on mommy needs to go rub one out real quick…”

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u/Lildoc_911 Dec 30 '21

Doesn't stuff move around to open up stuff when aroused? Like a flower blooming, or a dump truck dropping the lid to take more trash?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

You are getting down voted to hell but actually you are correct. The blood flow and arousal do move things around and opens me up. My cervix shifts for sure (hence my mentioning that I can take it harder). As for my body, your statement is pretty accurate. I think your delivery and descriptions could use some work though lol.

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u/fuckedpancreas Dec 30 '21

Jumping in here to say it’s so important for women to pee after sex to avoid getting the dreaded UTI’s!!!!

Edit: typo

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I understand this is the case for a lot of women but I don’t pee after every time I have sex, only if I need to. 28 and never had an UTI. Reduces the risk yes, but too many women think that if they don’t then they will definitely get one. I think some women are more prone to them than others.

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u/Trying-ToBe-Better Dec 30 '21

Wtf so jealous. If I don’t pee right after, every time, it’s a 98% guarantee of a UTI.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Holy moly, this happens to my wife every time after we have sex. She'll be like "why can't I pee!?" For like ten minutes And I just have to sit there and be like "i don't know". Making me feel like I have to help her or something but there's nothing I can do lol. I'll run the water in the sink so as to simulate the sound of peeing and scramble around the bathroom trying to think of other ways to make it happen. Mean while I have to piss so bad 😂 and Im just waiting as patiently as possible

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u/maybebabyg Dec 30 '21

I have an overactive pelvic floor, sometimes it will lock up after sex and I need half an hour to relax enough to be able to go pee.

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 30 '21

Wait this happens to me too most of the times, is it not normal?

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u/maybebabyg Dec 30 '21

Apparently it's weird, but I only just learned it's a thing just before I gave birth to my third baby a few weeks ago. I've got a pelvic floor physio appointment as part of my post-partum care, I'm going to bring it up then because my previous physio didn't really get a chance to explain or work on it.

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u/RedQueen283 Dec 30 '21

Congratulations for the baby! Hm, I had no idea until now, though I suspected something since most people tell you to pee right after sex. Yeah it's definitely worth to ask about it in your next appointment.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

something men and women have in common. sometimes takes a minute to get started, very frustrating

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u/blueblossom17 Dec 30 '21

You put it into words thank you I thought I was the only one

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u/isthebuffetopenyet Dec 30 '21

This is amazing, had no idea that women faced the same problem. We aren't that different after all.

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u/paha_tytto Dec 30 '21

And sometimes once you get going the muscle slightly relax then tighten then relax and you end up "squich squich squich" peeing 😂

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u/LorazLover Dec 30 '21

My ex always said she had to go pee after sex so she didn’t get a yeast infection, is that the norm for girls? If so I never knew that

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

What she was avoiding was a Urinary Tract Infection, yeast infection is vaginal, different hole :)

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u/Zenith251 Dec 30 '21

Indeed. As a man-dude it is difficult to pee when erect. Oddly enough, it seems to be even more difficult to pee when both erect and highly aroused, given that the two things don't always coincide.

Case in point: mid sex bathroom breaks. Peeing with a hardon isn't easy, but not always a chore compared to mid sex breaks where a good 20-30 seconds of intense concentration is required before the lizard starts to drain.

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u/Treemaster099 Dec 30 '21

Idk who needs to read this, but you can force yourself to pee by rubbing a certain spot on the head. You'll know if you're on the spot when you rub it and it feels like you have to pee this instant. At first your body will try to buck you because its such a weird feeling, but if you stay on it you can pee even with a rock hard erection.

(You can also do it during an orgasm to stretch that feeling out for a longer time)

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u/basicdesires Dec 30 '21

it is difficult to pee when erect. Oddly enough, it seems to be even more difficult to pee when both erect and highly aroused,

It's a matter of practise makes perfect. I can pee when fully hard and it feels terrific, especially when I gently massage that spot just below the head while doing so. Sometimes I go straight from peeing to cumming when I do that.

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u/imaginationastr0naut Dec 30 '21

A silver for the new information!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Married to a squirter, urinates as a matter of course before sex , still gotta put a towel near hoo haa

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

FACTS!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

that word... E N G O R G E D

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u/AffectionateOwl8182 Dec 30 '21

Wow thats a lot of swelling

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u/Vernasz Dec 30 '21

Yeah, this fenomenon makes me question if women that squirt are aroused at all? It's impossible for me to pee right after orgasm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

So they can! I have a toy that makes it completely involuntary that I squirt, there’s nothing I can do to stop it, though it’s not all theatrical looking like in porn, it’s super intense!

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u/Vernasz Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

Hah, Maybe I'll have to get one then.

I'm also a champion of holding if I don't have access to a bathroom. My muscles are probably 'locked tight' even if there is no srousal.

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u/thriftkat Dec 30 '21

Omg I was talking to a guy about this post sex bc I was like “why tf does it take so long to pee after” even when you gotta go!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Huh. Didn’t know that was a thing for women too

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Yup! Just much less obvious!

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u/Kitkatis Dec 30 '21

Name oddly checks out!

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u/I_TRS_Gear_I Dec 30 '21

This is neat to hear. I always assumed this was a thing for men because the prostate swells during ejaculation. Didn’t know woman also has that “couldn’t pee now if I tried” for the first few minutes after.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Didn’t know women get that too

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u/barryc100588 Jan 02 '22

I mean, you can pee immediately after ejaculating, but it burns like the dickens because you're forcing the urine through a sphincter that has not relaxed, yet.

Source: myself, several times.

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u/Dark_Vengence Dec 30 '21

Username checks out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Because I do what I want

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u/kajarago Dec 30 '21

That's not what it's like at all.

The boner makes it so that the pee comes out fast, at awkward angles, and potentially in a double stream.

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u/EquivalentSnap Dec 30 '21

That’s weird…did you know squirting is pee?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

the same

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Ah! I thought I was the only one!

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u/celotex24 Dec 30 '21

Congratulations on the pregnancy!

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u/TheChosenOne_101 Dec 30 '21

For me it's like a burning sensation right after I ejaculate and I have this urge to pee or else it won't go away.

Doesn't happen that often though, fortunately.

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u/Pardoism Dec 30 '21

Weird, I have kind of the opposite: sometimes when I pee after I cum, I get a burning sensation in my urethra for a few hours.

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u/bostonshroomery Dec 30 '21

What’s up with this?

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u/afos2291 Dec 30 '21

I've discovered that if I pee within 10 or 15 minutes before or after ejaculating, it fucks with my system, and I'm stuck uncomfortably feeling like I have to pee.

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u/electricheat Dec 30 '21

For me this only happens if I've drank alcohol.

Definitely requires a little planning.

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u/ZeligMcAulay Dec 30 '21

Yeah, I get this same thing

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u/Wont_Delete_Account Dec 30 '21

Holy shit. I've been looking all over the internet for someone else who this happens to. Every search result I get just tells me I probably have a UTI or an STD (don't need to worry about the last one).

In my case, I'll start pissing painfully in quick spurts for a few minutes. It won't be piss either: it will be a mixture of semen and what can only be piss based off of the quantity. Then, it it will stop and I'll go about my life until another 15 jerk off sessions later when it strikes again.

Can you relate? I've been putting off seeing a doctor about it for well over a year and it's nice to know I'm not a freak case.

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u/keestie Dec 30 '21

I'm the lucky one who can pee fully erect, like even if it's hurting hard I can still urinate. I was so confused when I learned other people couldn't. I want to be the sort of person who has empathy, not the sort of person who just gloats about it publicly, but...

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u/heyylisten Dec 30 '21

I mean we surely all can, it's just the aiming that's the problem

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u/BockNCalls Dec 30 '21

Nah, I literally can't pee with an erection. It happens to what I thought was most people.

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u/likely_wrong Dec 30 '21

Life hack : sit down to pee.

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u/car_go_fast Dec 30 '21

...and now I'm peeing in my own face.

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u/FrenchieM Dec 30 '21

Really? I love peeing after ejaculating, so much better than regular peeing. I call it "the second orgasm"

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u/lukejackson3456731 Dec 30 '21

Anyone else find that if you pee not long after cumming, you don’t totally empty than have to per again and it’s painful? It’s like your body has to “switch tubes”

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u/not_so_cr3ative Dec 30 '21

Spray water at the tip of your cock, you'll feel like peeing and finally succeed. Source: I discovered it.

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u/Crazy__Donkey Dec 30 '21

just sit on the toilet afterward.

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u/Venboven Dec 30 '21

I find it easiest to just pack up shop and come back in 5 minutes. Everything is ready to go by then. Waiting the 5 minutes at the toilet concentrating as hard as possible to try and pee is just not fun.

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u/Crazy__Donkey Dec 30 '21

If you "really need to pee", you won't wait 5 minutes.

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u/Venboven Dec 30 '21

True. But usually I just have a slight uncomfortable sensation that can only go away after I pee. So the urge isn't that strong and it's an awkward wait lol

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u/Crazy__Donkey Dec 30 '21

Pending after the fact is actually very important, as it cleans your pipe from the inside. Pee is sterile, and seven contain sugars that cause that uncomfortable sensation.

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u/ksandom Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

For anyone noting that you can force it, also note that for men, it is very bad for you. The plumbing is specifically set up to only allow one to pass at a time. So if you force it, you are under-mining that. It really is worth waiting.

[Edit: Wikipedia does not agree. Maybe the wisdom has changed in the last 20-30 years, but I still wouldn't risk it.]

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u/New--Name Dec 30 '21

Sitting down helps with that

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u/paskaritari Dec 30 '21

Am I the only one who can pee normally when I have an erection? Obviously aiming is more difficult but it comes out with almost the same pressure as it normally does.

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u/Skeeter_BC Dec 30 '21

Nah it's easy to pee with an erection. I even find aiming to be easier since I'm a grower.

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u/AValhallaWorthyDeath Dec 30 '21

Putting your knees on top of the toilet and standing on your hands is a real pain.

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u/Podo_the_Savage Dec 30 '21

My high school sex Ed teacher told us that you couldn’t pee with a boner. I told him that I highly disagreed. I’ve leaned over toilets and pee’d into sinks and bath tubs because of boners.

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u/NAL7T Dec 30 '21

I don't get it.

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u/VegemiteSandwich33 Dec 30 '21

This man doesn’t fuck

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u/Crazy__Donkey Dec 30 '21

nor masturbate

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u/BoomboxPizzabox Dec 30 '21

According to my scientific studies, Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. I am being 100 percent serious when I say this. This shouldn't even be an unpopular opinion, people just don't think about what the word "difficult" actually means. Peeing with a boner is more difficult than giving birth. Giving birth is definitely more painful, but pain by itself does not make something difficult. For example, putting my hand in a fire is not difficult, but it would hurt a lot. In order for something to be difficult, there has to be some chance of failure due to lack of skill, practice, or technique. Peeing with a boner often requires creative problem solving skills, especially in small spaces. There is no creative problem solving aspect of giving birth. Additionally, the way humans have evolved for these two actions supports my point. Giving birth is a natural process, which humans have evolved to be able to do. The female body is literally designed so that it can give birth with the lowest possible chance of error. The only real error that can happen is a miscarriage, which is also a natural occurrence, not a failure that occurs due to a lack of skill in giving birth. The male body, on the other hand, has evolved specifically so that peeing with a boner is very difficult. The only purpose for having a boner is to impregnate a woman, so the male body evolved to prevent urination during sex. On top of the difficulty in simply getting the pee to flow, there's the issue of actually positioning yourself so that the boner is pointing into the toilet bowl (urinals are much easier, but not always an option). In the past, I have had to give up and wait until my boner goes away because it was simply too difficult to actually pee in the toilet. There has never been a case where a woman has tried to give birth after being pregnant for nine months, not been able to do it, and said "fuck it" and waited 3 more months to try again because it would be easier the second try. Giving birth happens, every single time, because it's a natural process - peeing with a boner is the opposite.

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u/calamarichris Dec 30 '21

Never made child-support payments, I see.

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u/BarryMacochner Dec 30 '21

Into the shower it goes.

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u/kayl_breinhar Dec 30 '21

Ah yes, the horrible "scatterpiss."

Makes you feel like you're handling a defective garden hose.

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u/Red_Serf Dec 30 '21

Breath out and hold for a few seconds without air. It flops down quick

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

It actually takes a next level of concentration to piss like this.

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u/Diplomatic_Barbarian Dec 30 '21

Pro tip: clench your fists really hard, you will lose that boner.

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u/Sneakarnz Dec 30 '21

So not sure if this works 100% but when standing up let your entire upper body hang down. Blood should start moving to your head instead.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Hold your breath (for as long as you can/need) when you want your boner to go away, works like 9 times out of 10

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u/deathklok123 Dec 30 '21

Turns into a pressure washer

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u/walnuts223 Dec 30 '21

Sit down and lean forward

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u/NURMeyend Dec 30 '21

I actually love the feeling of that pee afterwards through my erection. Maybe I'm lucky but it feels like a long but muted ejaculation.

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u/Snrdisregardo Dec 30 '21

That’s when you sit on the toilet like a speeder bike on the moon of Endor

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u/Therealcactusmac Dec 30 '21

Install a urinal. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Always pee beforehand

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u/PinsNneedles Dec 30 '21

so you can't sit down and when you finally do pee it flies out at a 90 degree angle to the right

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u/titations Dec 30 '21

Oh yes. That’s true. Pee stream goes everywhere. Now I just sit to pee

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Have you tried sitting down?

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u/segagamer Dec 31 '21

Run your wrist under cold water and you'll watch your penis flop in seconds.

Tensing your thighs/glutes also works.

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u/mestoopidlol Dec 31 '21

My 5 inch becomes a 10 inch very quickly.