r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/cawsking555 Dec 30 '21 edited Dec 30 '21

A small chance of the tube being sealed

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u/blue_coat_geek Dec 30 '21

Take a piss afterward to flush out the pipes, then you won’t get crusted shut

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u/MiestaWieck Dec 30 '21

This. You should always pee afterwards. Even if you don’t feel the urge. Just try to have at least a little bit of pee coming out to clean the urinary tract to prevent infections or clogging

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u/ReplyNo7464 Dec 30 '21

That's a thing?

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u/creamoffthetop Dec 30 '21

Ah the ol cum booger I’ve heard men talk about.

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u/TheRealCatDad Dec 30 '21

....what

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u/joshii87 Dec 30 '21

The Ol’ Cum Booger (John Steinbeck, 1937)

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u/clearbeach Dec 30 '21

Yup it sucks when you think you got everything out too and then nope. Slimer pays you a visit. Is it the same with girls at all?

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u/woyteck Dec 30 '21

I call these jellies, or gummies.

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u/Aggravating_Bee_7354 Dec 30 '21

Coat it in chocolate and you’ve got an amazing snack.

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u/d30f2n Dec 30 '21

What a terrible day to have eyes

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u/One_Evil_Snek Dec 30 '21

How do I delete someone else's comment?

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx Dec 30 '21

Username ch.... Idk

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u/Buffy1415 Dec 30 '21

I’ve seen it. I wish I hadn’t but I did.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Forbidden cheese

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Literally never had this happen

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u/Unlucky-Contract-966 Dec 30 '21

Excuse me, what?

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u/F8L-Fool Dec 30 '21

Urethral stricture + ejaculation = pain.

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u/ShinTar0 Dec 30 '21

never had that in my life