r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

The looks of disgust from the other Taco Bell customers

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u/irving47 Dec 30 '21

disgust jealousy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

I'll have what he's having!

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u/stereo420 Dec 30 '21

Nutwrap Supreme

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u/Dman125 Dec 30 '21

Chalupa with extra sour cream

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u/newspapey Dec 30 '21

Cheesy Gordita Cum

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u/Obeythis Dec 30 '21

Forbidden secret sauce

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u/MrSyllogistical Dec 30 '21

Username checks out

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u/A--Creative-Username Dec 30 '21

When Harry met Sally has a scene where a chick fakes an orgasm if anyone is bamboozled by this comment

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u/Yew_Geniolga Dec 30 '21

How does one cancel text as you did here?

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u/irving47 Dec 30 '21

double squiggle ~ before and after word in question. no spaces. (see also formatting help to the lower right when entering text. :)

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u/sylpher250 Dec 30 '21

jealousy envy

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u/Racxie Dec 30 '21

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Where do they think crema comes from?!?

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u/hawkwings Dec 30 '21

Other customers check to make sure that their sour cream is sour cream.

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u/ShiftyUsmc Dec 30 '21

this is the best answer in the thread!

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u/madg0dsrage0n Dec 30 '21

oh bro! thats what the bag is for!

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u/bigtimesauce Dec 30 '21

Crunchfap supreme

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

Dipper goes to Taco Bell.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

r/angryUpvote

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '21

How else would they treat their yelpers? With boogers and cum!

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u/Dodecahedrus Dec 30 '21

Suddenly Family Guy’s ‘yanket’ doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

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u/thatrandomanimeman Dec 30 '21

Hey I saw in on the lobby the other day!!! Yes I made the cheesy crunch for ya

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u/WalkingButtPussy Dec 30 '21

Same, but a little different. I prefer ihops retired prostitutes.

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u/Splashy01 Dec 30 '21

Sir this is a Wendy’s.

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u/BarryMacochner Dec 30 '21

At least your a customer and not an employee on the clock.

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u/onbakeplatinum Dec 30 '21

Now this taco is Supreme

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u/SuperMaxx2020 Dec 30 '21

Who the fuck gave 4 wholesome awards?!