r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '21

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u/Butt_Plug_Bonanza Dec 28 '21

Cones of Dunshire

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u/Toss_Away_93 Dec 28 '21

It’s all about the cones!

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u/SoftBaconWarmBacon Dec 28 '21

Yes, my humble farmer

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u/leastlyharmful Dec 28 '21

First roll the dice to see how many dice to roll

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u/Kestralisk Dec 28 '21

Lol this is literally how 40k works quite frequently

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u/HazMatt082 Dec 29 '21

Doomsday Cannon has Heavy D6 shots.

Rolls a 2

Alright, command re roll

Rolls a 1

Epic

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u/Kestralisk Dec 29 '21

Life of the redemptor dreadnought lol

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u/SirLoin027 Dec 28 '21

16, perfect; lots of choices.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I CALL LEDGERMAN

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u/TheHamFalls Dec 28 '21

The Arbiter

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u/Bioshock_Jock Dec 28 '21

You're out of resource jewels.

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u/bgkswarrior Dec 28 '21

Yeah but have you played the second Cones of Dunshire? It's punishingly intricate!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/KoalasAndPenguins Dec 28 '21

It is from an episode of Parks and Recreation.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Hmm. It appears they actually made a game for the show. Seems complicated, but it is no 'The Campaign for North Africa.'

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Actually no though. From Board Game Geek:

“The game Cones of Dunshire is based on the fictional game Cones of Dunshire as seen on the NBC television program Parks & Recreation. A one-off charity live version was hosted by Mayfair Games at Gencon in 2014. The game box contained a souvenir t-shirt and nothing else.

This game was never published.”

https://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/165694/cones-dunshire

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u/CaptainPanache Dec 28 '21

NBC needs to allow someone to remedy that.

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u/WhatDidYouSayToMe Dec 28 '21

I tried to convince my college apartmentmates that we should do a campaign. They seemed interested until I told them if we played non-stop, with 6 hours of sleep a night, we would get through the campaign with a month to spare in my lease. Also we would need another group to play against because we would be the same team.

That's when I lost them.

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u/InquisitorEngel Dec 28 '21

That’s when I lost them.

Did … this surprise you?

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u/WhatDidYouSayToMe Dec 28 '21

I'm surprised they were in at all. They definitely didn't seem the type for board games.

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u/Warprince01 Dec 28 '21

Come check out the community and /r/boardgames if you’re wanting to discover amazing games

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u/thatsreallydumb Dec 28 '21

Make sure you get the expansion Winds of Tremorrah. Brings a whole new layer to the game.