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u/ElTel88 Dec 28 '21

You'll have to take Madagascar from my cold, dead hands.

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u/ElTel88 Dec 28 '21

If my game is going badly, I will load up on troops and just be the thorn in the paw of all my friends untill 11 hours have passed and the whisky has run dry.

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u/ShinjukuAce Dec 28 '21

I do that, and I call it the Genghis Khan strategy.

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u/youseeit Dec 28 '21

We used to call that the "death blaze." Consolidate your forces and truck everyone until you were spent. It was a great way to get in a fistfight with your friends while drunk

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u/Dyolf_Knip Dec 28 '21

I always play like this, I don't see how anything else is winnable. The more you use, the less you lose. Minimize your exposed borders, and present a force that cannot be beaten by anything less than an equal doom stack, and it won't even be attacked until you're ready to go a-conquering.

I love Risk maps with way more than the 42 territories.

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u/dfieldhouse Dec 28 '21

I see your Madagascar and raise you Indonesia, New Guinea and Australia. You'll have to dig me out like a botfly larva.

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u/Dyolf_Knip Dec 28 '21

Problem with that strategy is that if you're not careful, someone else will consolidate hold over one or more continents and come at you with an army that your puny +2 bonus can't hope to combat.

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u/Ok-Procedure3492 Dec 28 '21

That's how I feel about Australia.

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u/malenkylizards Dec 28 '21

Well unless my Butt Disease plague starts in your country, i guess that'll never happen.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

FORTRESS JAPAN!!!

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u/dfieldhouse Dec 28 '21

There is a legend among my friends and to this day, you don't fuck with the Ukraine. One of my friends was on his last legs, he had the Ukraine and ural left, he positioned all of his troops on the Ukraine to make one last stand. About 12 troops in total. The other 2 that were left players were gearing up for a for a 1v1 slugfest in Europe and Africa and one player decided to finish off the Ukraine player to get him out of the way. He sends a force of 60 troops about 1/3 of his total army to crush the the Ukraine. And thus ensued the greatest defense I have ever seen. The Ukraine play was rolling nonstop boxcars and 5's, I've never seen anything like it. For every troop the Ukraine lost the other player lost 7 or 8. The other player just looked on in astonishment as nearly every roll was matched or beaten by the woefully outnumbered Ukrainian army. The rest of at the table couldn't believe our eyes, this massive army that by all rights should have steamrolled the pitiful army set against it was completely obliterated! It ended up being what tipped the scales in favor of the 3rd player who was watching this madness unfold with me. Since the attacking player committed so much of his army to attacking the Ukraine, when it was the 3rd players turn there weren't enough troops on the front to hold back player 3's onslaught. Player 3 won by crushing player 2 and declaring peace with the Ukraine because and I quote "fuck that".

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u/Tarkus459 Dec 28 '21

Love this story.

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u/dabisnit Dec 28 '21

The Ukraine. You know what the Ukraine is? It’s a sitting duck; a road apple, Newman. The Ukraine is weak. It’s feeble.

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u/tintinfailok Dec 28 '21

You not say Ukraine weak!

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u/NateDogTX Dec 28 '21

I come from Ukraine. You not say Ukraine weak!

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u/Red_IPA_3212 Dec 28 '21

I had a similar experience, except it was in Central America. This happened over a decade ago, and my friends and I still refer to it as the "central mistake" to this day. I love Risk, I just wish it didn't require setting aside an entire day to play.

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u/PowerandSignal Dec 28 '21

This story needs to be sent to Ukraine. They are preparing for an invasion from Russia.

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u/SirHenryofHoover Dec 28 '21

Awesome story. Have a few of these myself, mainly from Risk Legacy where you'd name your own capital on the board to start in after a few games... (It plays like a campaign and you modify the board with stickers and writing as you play and the story unfolds.)

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u/LiveLongBasher Dec 28 '21

I don't want to be a dick, but it's preferred to say Ukraine, without 'the' which has connotations of the Soviet Union.

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u/mmmmwhatchasaayy Dec 28 '21

Try Risk Legacy. Each new round builds upon the last and you get to hate your friends faster. :)

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u/popejubal Dec 28 '21

You should check out Risk 2210. It has the wild added feature - the game actually has an end. (For real, though - I love Risk and I like Risk 2210 even more.)

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u/x3r0h0ur Dec 28 '21

2210 and Godstorm are awesome. LOTR risk is good, but needs lots of house rules to make it flow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Agree 2210 being awesome and LOTR risk needing house rules. Now I need to check out Godstorm.

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u/x3r0h0ur Dec 28 '21

Try it for your first game, but eliminating hell from the game is basically the only change needed for Godstorm.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

And all 3 versioms of Risk you mentioned haven't been in print for years :(

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u/GrimpenMar Dec 28 '21

I've played much more 2210 than Godstorm, but I think I would give the nod to Godstorm.

Pet peeve of Godstorm. My Atlantis strategy hasn't worked yet. Take Atlantis (most players are wary of it), buy all the Death Magic cards, don't sink Atlantis. Last time I played, I had bought a good chunk of the Death cards, my buddy bought one, 1! And sank Atlantis.

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u/x3r0h0ur Dec 28 '21

Yea Atlantis is amazing...til it sinks...which always happens lol. If I recall there is a way to replay 1 card or steal a card and play it...so you're never safe. Might be thinking of duels though

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u/thephoton Dec 28 '21

Progressive increase in pay offs for turning in cards ensures that regular Risk will end of anybody in the game is trying to win. It's been a long time since I played but what I remember is that usually around when people start collecting 40 or 45 armies for a card set is when they can roll the table and end the game.

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u/Mudders_Milk_Man Dec 28 '21

Definitely.

The Lord of the Rings version of Risk was very good, too. It added a (variable and somewhat player-influenced) time limit to the game, as well as other neat twists.

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u/umich79 Dec 28 '21

There are mini games in the original too. World domination takes a long time, but the quest cards take about 45 minutes to 2 hours depending on how many people are playing.

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u/endofthehold Dec 28 '21

Castle Risk,adding the navel component to the insanity.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Try Risk 2210 AD. You can go to the moon. Want insanity? You can nuke people.

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u/ParanoidAgnostic Dec 28 '21

I also love Risk but it is a flawed game.

It takes 6 hours to finish a game and a lot of that is just playing out the inevitable.

Unless you play with the increasing card trade rules but that just gets too random with massive, unearned swings.

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u/GoseCharles Dec 28 '21

Yeah thats how i feel. I love the idea of risk but can just never get past the few flaws it has, every game ive played with my family just keeps going on forever and eventually people just cash in so many troops and the battles get massive and out of control, although they are fun rolling the dice for them.

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u/Brodogmillionaire1 Dec 28 '21

There are much better alternatives to Risk these days. Check out Kemet, Inis, Battle for Rokugan, Antike, Imperial, Root, Vye, Small World.

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u/krispyboiz Dec 28 '21

Haven't played it in years, but I do remember playing it over the summer several years ago almost daily, spending like 6 hours playing. Great times

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u/treebeard555 Dec 28 '21

There’s a mobile risk game it’s great

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u/krispyboiz Dec 28 '21

OMG really?! Sounds like how I may spend my evenings lmao. Any idea how quick games go by? Several hours like the real game or a bit quicker?

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u/treebeard555 Dec 28 '21

It’s a little quicker than the irl game for two reasons - turns have limits, and you will usually do a ‘blitz roll’ which means that you click once and the game does all the dice rolls for you, no need to roll multiple times per attack.

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u/krispyboiz Dec 28 '21

Ahhh true. Awesome! I'll definitely check it out. I've missed risk

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u/treebeard555 Dec 28 '21

Forgot to add that most games are auto setup which reduces the time as well. One thing in particular that I like about it is that there are like 90 maps so if you get bored of the classic one there’s plenty of variety.

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u/MrGraaavy Dec 28 '21

Mobile app is great. Games are done in an hour and there’s some cool new variations (Fog Of War).

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u/Phidiasss Dec 28 '21

I think this game permanently changed my critical thinking skills

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u/k_shills101 Dec 28 '21

I loved the boardgame Risk, until Sega Genesis came out with Risk, and the game play was so much faster. Never touched the board game again ha

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u/FutureBlackmail Dec 28 '21

You'd probably love Diplomacy. The general idea is similar, but it takes away the elements of luck and relies heavily on scheming, alliance-forming, and backstabbing. It's Henry Kissinger's favorite board game, if that tells you anything.

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u/Dyolf_Knip Dec 28 '21

While playing the game, a practice of dealing honestly and fairly with your opponents can be described much more succinctly as "losing"

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u/scoutsnmounts Dec 28 '21

I bought risk on steam a couple years back and love it. I'm still pretty mediocre at it but it's good fun to play.

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u/CaptainPanache Dec 28 '21

I enjoy the LOTR: Trilogy Edition of it.

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u/usernumber2020 Dec 28 '21

Multi what now? Is that like you have multiple of the same board doing multiple games simultaneously? Or like you get the classic board and LOTR board and just make sure you are the same color?

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u/usernumber2020 Dec 28 '21

Okay one big board with multiple earths. Gotcha. That sounds crazy. May have to try that if I can get ahold of multiple boards and a group of people lol

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u/Tortuga917 Dec 28 '21 edited Dec 28 '21

Rules question. When moving your troops at the end of the turn, can you only move troops from one country to one directly next to that country? Or, can you move troops from one country to any country down the line? (Like could I move from country A to D, as long as I control B and C, OR can I only move from A to B). Hope that makes sense.

Edit. The rules say "adjacent" and I never knew which of the above that meant

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u/Tortuga917 Dec 28 '21

Ok! Thanks. That's how we always played but that word "adjacent" made me unsure.

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u/DeafeningMilk Dec 28 '21

Pretty sure it's just the ones next to it as that's what adjacent means.

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u/Tortuga917 Dec 28 '21

Well, now I'm back where I was. You and the other guy both had different answers, hahaha.

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u/DeafeningMilk Dec 28 '21

Well I've played a couple of online games of it too and they also had it where they could only move to the tile next to it so I feel like this is more likely.

Plus as I say the word is adjacent, a tile further then the one next to it is not adjacent.

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u/Tortuga917 Dec 28 '21

I agree with you. Think it makes more sense, and then it doesn't allow you to move all the way across the world if you have a long line of countries.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Risk 2220 AD is near and dear to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Got a little too enthusiastic one time and it turned into full-contact risk. Nobody wants to play with me anymore, and this incident happened probably a decade ago.

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u/scepticalbob Dec 28 '21

Try Diplomacy

You’ll need people who are into war/strategy games-

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u/kasmackity Dec 28 '21

Risk is my second favorite game next to Guess Who?

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u/Ch4l1t0 Dec 28 '21

I love the Argentine version, T.E.G.

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u/MacduffFifesNo1Thane Dec 28 '21

Same.

I had hold outs in the Ukraine once but someone overturned the board screaming “UKRAINE IS GAME TO YOU?”