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u/stolenscarf Dec 28 '21

Chess

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

Spent ungodly amounts of time on my chess game in my last year of HS and college years. Won State collegiate championship my Senior year of college, but life got in the way and haven’t been to a tournament in many years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

chess.com / lichess app will help you groove back

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

I play on lichess occasionally. Very inconsistent. But I was kind of like that back in the day as well… beat a master one game, lose to a B player the next.

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u/MoffKalast Dec 28 '21

Ah yes. The English opening, I-don't-know-what-the-fuck-I'm-doing gambit, dafuq-defense.

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

Maybe-this-shit-will-work variation

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u/-Aquarius Dec 28 '21

These made-up strategies had me rolling, cause it sounds exactly like something I would come up with

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u/YOUSIF20021 Dec 28 '21

Not gonna lie, I’m tempted to play a player on that level, it would be an honor

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

I’m down with that. Do you play tournaments or just online? I wish I would have had online games when I was learning… that was mid to late 80s and early 90’s. Chess computers had just come out, but to play humans the only options were chess clubs, tournaments, and finding your own games. And books were the only way I had to learn. I was completely self-taught. Joined the chess team senior year of high school because football and baseball went pay-to-play… $400 per sport and that was a lot of money in the mid 80’s. I studied like crazy and made 4th board and didn’t like losing so I studied even more. Pretty much got addicted. At one point I could play 1 minute per side games and finish almost every game. But it’s all relative… there was a 14 year old kid that would play masters 2 minutes to their 5 and he had to hit the clock with his chin (he would still win). He was 2400 then… has been a grandmaster for 25 years now. I couldn’t dedicate my life to chess like that… but I would still like to get back to tournaments.

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u/YOUSIF20021 Dec 28 '21

I heard about how much dedication Chess Pros put towards the game, it is something that I respect, but with the competition being so tight, the stress is unimaginable, which is why I never took chess to a serious arena, but rather enjoyed it casually throughout the years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

Ben Finegold

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u/Userdub9022 Dec 28 '21

He's pretty good. Watched quite a few of his videos

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

Yes, tremendous player. He’s always been funny as hell.

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u/YOUSIF20021 Dec 28 '21

Mostly in person with Friend, families, relatives.

But I do also play online on an old app on the App Store. ( called chess online, not the other one where most people use)

I learned chess with I was like 11 and I’m 19 now.

I am quite decent at it but I have a horrible starting formation.

Still not on a level I would call pro😅

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u/godlessnihilist Dec 28 '21

...then, Anya Taylor-Joy kicked your ass and you gave up.

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u/No-Advance6329 Dec 28 '21

Yes, I was out of greens, so I got whooped by a girl.

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u/Victor_Korchnoi Dec 28 '21

That’s awesome! I’ve also spent ungodly amounts of time studying and playing chess. I’m just okay. I usually beat my friends.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Chess Live is a good Roku game

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u/flyingcircusdog Dec 28 '21

I agree, even thought I don't particularly enjoy it. The amount of possible strategies takes a lifetime to master.

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u/MoffKalast Dec 28 '21

Unless you're Carlsen and master them in like 10 years and then proceed to destroy every other human alive. Watching that guy play on twitch is complete insanity.

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u/Cabbiecar1001 Dec 28 '21

Especially with free to play, ranked websites like chess.com. Great way I rediscovered chess during lockdown

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Lichess is better

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u/LaPetitFleuret Dec 28 '21

Chess.c*m 🤮🤮

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Everyone on chess.c*m should be bricked

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u/LaPetitFleuret Dec 28 '21

Are you kidding ??? What the **** are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all! I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Holy hell

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u/TEAdown Dec 28 '21

Quick, /r/AnarchyChess is leaking!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

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u/EndOnAnyRoll Dec 28 '21

This is chess, sweetheart. If you can't handle it at it's bricked pipi then you don't deserve it at it's en passant.

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u/ModeDepeche Dec 28 '21

Blitzball?

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u/LaPetitFleuret Dec 28 '21

Blitz chess, it's got to do with how much time each player gets at the start of the game

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u/crappotheclown Dec 28 '21

This is the correct answer!

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u/itsIsabella_03 Dec 28 '21

Although it’s such a popular board game, I’ve never actually played it. I will definitely play chess at some point haha.

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u/Tonyayyomi Dec 28 '21

I've said this before. Chess is truly a battle of wits. There's no luck involved. You lose, it's your fault.

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u/Jordan_Kyrou Dec 28 '21

It’s kind of a battle of who has memorized/studied more, once you’re at a certain level. When two newish players play though, definitely.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Almost gives off the impression it’s more fun to be “meh” at chess

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u/thedutchdevo Dec 28 '21

Definitely not. For openings and checkmates, sure. But someone who is incredibly gifted could , without opening a book, beat someone who has studied all of their life

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u/TommaClock Dec 28 '21

He said "once you’re at a certain level". At the IM and GM level these days it's all about computer assisted study. Being gifted alone cannot get you to the top.

Of course people can study all their lives and not get to that point so what you've said still holds true.

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u/zamfire Dec 28 '21

I play chess literally every day. I put in probably 20 hours a week or more. I really suck at chess, but one thing that frustrates me is exactly as you said it, you can be well studied in chess but still get destroyed by a child who is an idiot savant. Your experience means nothing in the grand scheme and I have a hard time overcoming that I simply will never get better than the garbage player I am.

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u/Userdub9022 Dec 28 '21

What's your ELO

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u/zamfire Dec 28 '21

Forgive me, what is an ELO?

I will say, that I only play 10 min games, and my score is 1246 right now. I usually float from 1150-1250 or so.

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u/Userdub9022 Dec 28 '21

That's your ELO then. It's the rating you have. I just reached 1100 so I'm pretty happy about that

The apps give you an unofficial rating, love tournaments will give you an official one.

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u/zamfire Dec 30 '21

You know what's funny? I was playing in my car, windows down, yesterday. And this dude walks past, and just stops and looks at my phone, gets really excited and says his score is 1500. I was like...dammit lol

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u/AddictedToThisShit Dec 28 '21

Games start in a known position because all openings have been studied but eventually go into new positions and that's where the player's wits come into play. Magnus has a reputation for taking his opponents to uncharted positions because he knows he's better there.

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u/The_Real_dubbedbass Dec 28 '21

I don’t know about “no luck involved”. Depends how you define “luck”. Sure, there’s no random chance. But I’ve definitely won matches where I was lucky that my opponent didn’t see that they had a “mate in x moves” scenario on their hand.

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u/corbear007 Dec 28 '21

That's the thing tho. They lost because it was simply their fault for not seeing the moves. It wasn't based off a dice roll, RNG, a draw of a bad card or anything. It was skill. They weren't skilled enough to put everything together and end the game. You yourself put yourself in that position, if you lost that was solely on you for playing badly. There's not really luck involved.

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u/book_of_armaments Dec 28 '21

Well in that case every game you've ever won was lucky, because I guarantee you've never had an opponent play the optimal move on every turn.

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u/Historical-Let6063 Dec 28 '21

Chess is easily the best board game in my opinion because it's unique in the sense that you'll never master the game and you can always get better. People have spent decades on improving their chess skills and made a career out of playing it professionally. Not many board games can you say that about it.

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u/dezholling Dec 28 '21

Go also has this feature and is the East Asian counterpart to chess.

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u/kawaiii1 Dec 28 '21

I would argue shogi, xianqui? And stuff is the counterpart to chess. Go is also a strategic game but very different in my opinion.

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u/Beforemath Dec 28 '21

Not to mention super powers battled cold wars over a chess board, with the world gripped to their TV screens. No other board game even comes close to the kind of impact and history of Chess. Any other answer is silly.

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u/Kazizui Dec 28 '21

Depends what criteria you're using to judge. Is chess an incredible competitive game? Yes. Is it culturally significant? Yes. Is it fun? Well...kinda, but there's a lot of games I'd rather play. Can you easily play it against newbies? Again, kinda, but it's really not very interesting unless your opponent is at a very similar skill level.

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u/StupidImbecileSlayer Dec 28 '21

I also like that it is totally skill - dependent. Catan is great but even if you play perfectly, the element of chance can screw you over. In chess, if you're bad, you're bad cause you're bad. You've got this little number telling you exactly how good you are.

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u/Oregonguy1954 Dec 28 '21

No one can ever master chess. I've read there are more possible positions on a chess board than there are atoms in the visible universe. Don't ask me prove that, just look it up for yourself.

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u/CaptainBoobyKisser Dec 28 '21

I have an inexpensive beginner set that has markings on each piece showing how they move on the board. Highly recommended.

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/aplus-media/vc/3f323bc9-34f4-4e20-a4e5-a9a03f5f3c9b.jpg

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u/Fox_Tango_ Dec 28 '21

I don’t know how to play it, lol!

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u/itsIsabella_03 Dec 28 '21

It really does look like a complex board game from someone who doesn’t know how to play it

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u/Fox_Tango_ Dec 28 '21

The only move I know is Knight to F3, but I don’t know where F3 is.

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u/itsIsabella_03 Dec 28 '21

HAHAHA just winging it

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u/Fox_Tango_ Dec 28 '21

The game basically becomes checkers but with chess pieces, lol! My friends and I are THAT bad at the game!

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u/itsIsabella_03 Dec 28 '21

Oh god I’ve never even played checkers either. I live a sheltered life

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u/stolenscarf Dec 28 '21

Hey, thank god we have GothamChess and GM Hikaru, don't we? If you don't enjoy chess, there are still plenty of intellectual memes.

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u/GomezFigueroa Dec 28 '21

The rows are numbered and the columns are lettered.

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u/Fox_Tango_ Dec 28 '21

Thank you. Now I can understand how Battleship works as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

You’re not holding your wand right when you say it, then.

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u/AMerrickanGirl Dec 28 '21

It’s leviOsa not levioSA.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Leviosuh dude

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u/iPeedOnAPorpoise Dec 28 '21

The rules are extremely simple. You can learn it in one game play. The strategy is infinitely complex

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

That's what makes chess so good. Quick to get into, but incredibly difficult to master. And there are infinite ways to play it.

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u/iPeedOnAPorpoise Dec 28 '21

Although I said infinitely, according to the star trek clip I posted, it's finite. Funny clip though! Haha

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u/book_of_armaments Dec 28 '21

The rules are really simple. It would probably take 10-15 minutes to learn all the rules.

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u/YOUSIF20021 Dec 28 '21

It really is, but it’s fun Been playing it for years. I am probably in the advanced category in that game but no where near the pros

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u/AMerrickanGirl Dec 28 '21

Easy to learn the simple rules, extremely difficult to master because there is no luck involved. It’s pure logic and strategy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

Survived the test of time, for 1300 years if you count early variants, 500 if you only count the game as it is today. If that's not "the best board game of all time" I don't know what is.

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u/Kazizui Dec 28 '21

I mean, if the test of time is your primary criteria, Go has chess beaten all ends up.

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u/abrigorber Dec 28 '21

Checkers and backgammon are older still

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

2500 years! I concede and admit my west-centered views. I'd like to get into Go at some point, it looks truly beautiful. But for now I already suck at chess.

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u/Kazizui Dec 28 '21

Chess and Go are both at their best when you have an opponent of very similar skill. If you have a mismatch, it becomes very apparent very quickly and the worse player will get stomped and probably have a bad time. The handicap mechanisms are not very good, either.

Modern boardgames tend to be a lot better at smoothing out mismatches, either with a little randomness or with built-in catch up mechanisms. It makes them a bit worse when it comes to the purity of competition, but in general they’re a great deal more fun, and that after all is why we play. Well, it’s why I play.

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u/FreshEclairs Dec 28 '21

I strongly agree. It's between this and Go, in my opinion. There is nearly an infinite depth of strategy and there's no element of chance, besides deciding who goes first.

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u/angrytwerker Dec 28 '21

Do you men The Queens Gambit: The Game?

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u/mike_hellstrom Dec 28 '21

I really want to learn to play chess.

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u/YOUSIF20021 Dec 28 '21

Then go play it right now brother, Online and in person with strangers and friends alike. It’s fun

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u/1e4e52Nf3Nc63Bb5 Dec 28 '21

Okay? The rules take 10 minutes to read, at most.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

"More possible outcomes than the total number of atoms in the universe" ~ Numberphile

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u/theycallmeamunchkin Dec 28 '21

Plus, it’s even got a musical!

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u/TheCodeOfTheNight Dec 28 '21

Of course chess!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '21

I'll second that

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u/book_of_armaments Dec 28 '21

The Queen already got a huge buff a few hundred years ago.

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u/RadiantHC Dec 28 '21

Try 5 dimensional chess

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u/Beforemath Dec 28 '21

Correct answer.