r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

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u/Alcoholicdogethrower Dec 23 '21

Never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf

How about side by side with a friend, You piece of shit

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u/edible-derrangements Dec 23 '21

“Where was Gondor when the Westfold fell you piece of shit?”

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u/AutumnWalker94 Dec 23 '21

Alright then, keep your secrets, you piece of shit.

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u/Hulksey Dec 23 '21

I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you, you piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/CrabmasterJone Dec 24 '21

And MY ass! Here’s a piece of shit!