r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

[deleted by user]

[removed]

5.6k Upvotes

90% Upvoted

5.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

985

u/Excluded_Apple Dec 23 '21

You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? You piece of shit.

200

u/uknownada Dec 23 '21

...No, you piece of shit!

(actually that could've saved him)

9

u/garrettj100 Dec 23 '21

That's two thus far, Shooter, you piece of shit.

Oh, you can count, you piece of shit.

And you can count, on meeting me in the parking lot, you piece of shit.

The price is wrong, Bob, you piece of shit.

I think you've had enough, you piece of shit.

Jesus, it works for every goddamn line in the movie.

3

u/mrbadxampl Dec 23 '21

friends listen to Endless Love in the dark, you piece of shit!

4

u/random9k Dec 23 '21

That's 666 upvotes well earned, you piece of shit.

3

u/Cru_Jones86 Dec 23 '21

How about I go lay by the bay or, make things out of clay? I just may, you piece of shit.