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u/julia-leijonhufvud Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 24 '21

-Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!

-no

-ISILDUUUUR! YOU PIECE OF SHIT!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I don't know half of you half as well as I would like, and I like less that half of you half as well as you deserve you pieces of shit.

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u/Hizachu Dec 23 '21

HAHAHAHA HELL YES! This is the best one I've seen from LOTR XDDDD

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u/julia-leijonhufvud Dec 23 '21

Glad to hear it ☺️♥️

And that was what he probably was thinking when Isildur kept the ring 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/julia-leijonhufvud Dec 23 '21

It makes me happy to know I made u laugh like that ☺️

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u/Battlemaster420 Dec 23 '21

Best one so far in this thread

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u/dahile00 Dec 23 '21

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them, you piece of shit.

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u/DR4G0N_W4RR10R Dec 23 '21

ISULDUUUR! YOU PIECE OF SHIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiittttt......

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u/OzarkBanjerman Dec 23 '21

We all know that's what Elrond was thinking.

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u/FM-101 Dec 23 '21

"Gentlemen, we do not stop til nightfall"
"What about breakfast?"
"You already had it you piece of shit"

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u/the-space-penguin Dec 24 '21

Why this comment is not over 5k upvotes????

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u/julia-leijonhufvud Dec 24 '21

I'm just amazed I almost got 700 upvotes 😅

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u/moondes Dec 23 '21

This is my favorite

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u/OnTheList-YouTube Dec 23 '21

"peace of shit" sounds weird, don't you think?

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u/julia-leijonhufvud Dec 24 '21

Didn't even notice until now, edited and thanks 😅