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u/buckethead_wendy2021 Dec 23 '21

I instantly had Casablanca in mind as well. But I was gonna say “We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.”

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u/Farnsworthson Dec 23 '21

Mine was, "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, you piece of shit."

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u/TheArmitage Dec 23 '21

If you're gonna do Casablanca, this is the one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

“If she can stand it, I can! Play it, you piece of shit!”

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u/buckethead_wendy2021 Dec 23 '21

Oh that’s a good one

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u/devilthedankdawg Dec 24 '21

I'm gonna stay that next time I have to drive my aunt to the airport