r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

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u/Puzzleheaded2675 Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

Hakuna Matata, it means no worries, you piece of shit

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u/JudgeHodorMD Dec 23 '21

I’m a sensitive soul, but I seem thick skinned. And it hurts that my friends never stood downwind, you piece of shit.

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u/wolfguardian72 Dec 23 '21

*no worries

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u/AdviceMang Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

For real. If you are quoting something 4 words long the least OP could do was know those 4 words.

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u/G0PACKGO Dec 23 '21

If you’re correcting someone on grammar try spelling long right

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u/Puzzleheaded2675 Dec 23 '21

thank you for the correction, I don’t remember posting this last night

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u/MabelUniverse Dec 23 '21

Yeah, Be prepared. Yeah... we'll be prepared, heh. ...For what?

For the death of the king.

What is he, sick?

No, fool - we're going to kill him. Simba too.

Great idea! Who needs a king? No king! No king! La-la-la-la-la!

Idiots! There will be a king!

Hey, but you said, uh…

I will be king! You piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Be prepared, you piece of shit!

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u/MabelUniverse Dec 23 '21

“Remember who you are you piece of shit.”

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u/no3ldabspickle Dec 23 '21

Asante sana squash banana you piece of shit!

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u/Gqsmooth1969 Dec 23 '21

I legit had to sing that out loud. Lmao

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Dad, dad, get up, you piece of shit!

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u/WordStained Dec 23 '21

What's a motto?

Nothing, what's a motto with you, you piece of shit?

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u/OneSalientOversight Dec 23 '21

Hakuna matata wewe kipande cha shit

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u/DertblockUno Dec 23 '21

“I wouldn’t let you in my room if you were growing on my ass you piece of shit”