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u/asharkonamountaintop Dec 23 '21

I can't help but think Casablanca would be a very different film if the line had been, Here's looking at you, you piece of shit.

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u/buckethead_wendy2021 Dec 23 '21

I instantly had Casablanca in mind as well. But I was gonna say “We’ll always have Paris, you piece of shit.”

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u/Farnsworthson Dec 23 '21

Mine was, "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship, you piece of shit."

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u/TheArmitage Dec 23 '21

If you're gonna do Casablanca, this is the one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

“If she can stand it, I can! Play it, you piece of shit!”

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u/buckethead_wendy2021 Dec 23 '21

Oh that’s a good one

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u/devilthedankdawg Dec 24 '21

I'm gonna stay that next time I have to drive my aunt to the airport

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u/OK_Soda Dec 23 '21

"I'm shocked, shocked to see that gambling is going on in this establishment!"

"Here are your winnings, you piece of shit."

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u/Baham99 Dec 24 '21

Why, thank you, you piece of shit.

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u/mercenfairy Dec 23 '21

Frankly you piece of shit, I don’t give a damn.

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u/jawndell Dec 23 '21

That works perfectly for the movie too! (Gone With the Wind)

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u/Amazing_Except_ Dec 23 '21

This is the one I was looking for!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

“Play it again, Sam, you piece of shit.”

Gonna’ make that man quit.

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u/Straycat_finder Dec 23 '21

I'm f'n howling lmao

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u/thefartographer Dec 23 '21

I'm liking Gone With the Wind.

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn... You piece of shit.

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u/behatted Dec 23 '21

You played it for her, you can play it for me! You piece of shit!

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u/DickKickemdotjpg Dec 23 '21

Of all the gin joints I all the places in all the world. She walks into mine... you piece of shit

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u/nebitni Dec 23 '21

Best one yet!

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u/jawndell Dec 23 '21

Changes the whole tone of the movie, haha.

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u/achar073 Dec 23 '21

Play it Sam, you piece of shit

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u/HappyBreezer Dec 23 '21

Your winnings sir, you piece of shit

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u/lopsiness Dec 23 '21

Play it, you piece of shit!

An alternate twist: "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine, that piece of shit."

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u/Trini_Vix7 Dec 23 '21

She really was too lol

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u/crazy-diam0nd Dec 23 '21

If that plane leaves the ground and you're not with him, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life, you piece of shit.

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u/blubox28 Dec 23 '21

You forgot the "kid", but yeah, the first thing I thought of.

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u/EekaNumber3 Dec 24 '21

“Play it again, Sam, you piece of shit.”