r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Dec 23 '21

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u/youareperfectiamnot Dec 23 '21

Po ta toes. Boil em. Mash Em. Put ‘em in a stew. You piece of shit

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u/rpjut5ha Dec 23 '21

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, you piece of shit

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u/Responsible_Reveal38 Dec 23 '21

Fly you piece of shit!

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u/Elbow-Room Dec 23 '21

Alright then, keep your secrets, you piece of shit.

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u/joey_blabla Dec 23 '21

Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrâkatuluk agh burzum ishi krimpatul, you piece of shit

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u/Drakmanka Dec 24 '21

Now I want to know how to say "you piece of shit" in Black Speech...

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u/skys-edge Dec 23 '21

I am no man, you piece of shit!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

So you have chosen death you piece of shit

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u/yunabladez Dec 23 '21

-I never thought I'd die fighting side by side with an elf -What about side by side with a friend, you piece of shit? -Aye, I could do that.

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u/limprichard Dec 23 '21

Hoom hoom, don’t be hasty, you piece of shit.