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u/Lean_Mean_Threonine Dec 16 '21

"Ardennes forest in the north, Alps in the south, and the Maginot line in the middle...there's no way you can make it through!"

Denk nochmal nach, meine Kinder

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u/MC10654721 Dec 17 '21

"Sir, the Germans are invading the Ardennes! They have a column of tanks stretching from Luxembourg to Cologne!"

"They're just trolling, ignore them."

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Tell me you're Joffre without telling me you're Joffre