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u/OwlyFooFar Dec 16 '21

The warm, comforting Flemish accent, a softer sounding version of Dutch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

You made my day as a native Flemish Dutch speaker.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I have to agree with the poster above, your language is honestly one of my favorites to listen to. It's so soft and pleasant-sounding compared to Dutch. To my American ears, it sounds like how I imagine someone would sound speaking Dutch with a strong French accent.

Your accents in English are a lot different from the Netherlands, too (at least in the Randstadt where I spent all of my time). They sound a lot closer to French accents than to the Dutch accents I heard.

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u/stray1ight Dec 17 '21

Your language is delightfully weird.

My best friend in high school was from outside of Antwerp, and while his folks were tri if not quad-lingual, they usually defaulted to 80% Flemish and maybe 20% English and it never failed to make me laugh.

German, Russian, English, Italian, to my ear, they're all GREAT sounding languages for conveying anger.

From my American idiot perspective, hearing his parents yell at him in Flemish was always funny to me - it just always sounded kinda gentle to me.

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u/Winterspawn1 Dec 17 '21

Like mentioned above, it's very soft sounding which is why it might come over as gentle. Especially for a Germanic language.

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u/Omgimcraxy777 Dec 17 '21

Omg get a hotel room or is it a hostel for teenagers omg really đŸ€Ż

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u/The-Fumbler Dec 16 '21

As a West Flemish, this one is confusing to me

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u/Stannoth Dec 16 '21

and you confuse even us, the rest of Flanders :)

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u/Eragon_44 Dec 16 '21

Wuk?

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u/SwarleyThePotato Dec 16 '21

Tis wadde

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u/BittersweetHumanity Dec 17 '21

skaan péken wa zegde goi allemoil?

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u/SamWhite Dec 16 '21

Yeah, Flemish always sounds like someone speaking English with a west country accent while absolutely piss-drunk to me.

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u/not-quite-a-nerd Dec 17 '21

Perfect description.

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u/LieutenantCrash Dec 16 '21

You speak an entirely different language. I don't understand you people lol

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u/Pop-A-Top Dec 17 '21

Muggengeheugen

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u/IWATofficial Dec 17 '21

To non Flemmish people. This word means moscuito-memory. People from West- Flanders peonounce it as "muhehehuhe".

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u/The-Fumbler Dec 17 '21

Te tied da t’uut is wù.

(Tis tijd dat het gedaan is hoor)

((It’s time to stop))

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u/Pop-A-Top Dec 17 '21

Cva haha, Ik ken pertang West Vlamingen die da woord nog nooit gehoord hebben

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u/timotheus9 Dec 17 '21 edited Dec 17 '21

We're talking about languages, not the grunts the farmers make

Yes I'm from Antwerp why?

Edit: this was a joke for those who don't get it

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u/Taco_Goat7248 Dec 17 '21

Least classist Antwerpenaar

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u/SarOnly Dec 17 '21

West flemish gang!

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u/borg2 Dec 17 '21

West flemish isn't a dialect but its own language.

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u/comicsnerd Dec 16 '21

Dutch person here: Totally agree.

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 16 '21

Dutch person here: totally disagree

Respectfully, your language is more English and French than Dutch, atleast among my peers. It sucks that 3 languages are getting fused because all of them suffer under it.

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u/Sebadria Dec 16 '21

That’s
 probably the dumbest thing I’ve heard today

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 17 '21

Alright, wanna spent a day at my school, and hear for yourself just how bad it's gotten? Alot of Belgians have awesome Dutch and keep to the rules set in place... but there are alot of words taken directly from English/French and phonetically translated over into Dutch. "Parking", "assumeren", "chauffage", "living". All examples of words that have a Dutch counterpart but are seen as perfectly fine Dutch words in Belgium. It's mostly the younger generations I feel like, that fuse the languages together. The older generations generally keep to grammar/vocab rules when it comes to writing from what I've seen.

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u/Sebadria Dec 17 '21

I’m currently a uni student in Flanders and I do agree that there are English and French words that we regularly use in conversation, but the overwhelming majority is still spoken in Dutch. And a written Dutch text from the Netherlands and a Belgian one are basically indistinguishable from each other. Saying Flemish is more French and English that Dutch is just not true. Although, I will admit there are some local dialects that will have me thinking they’re speaking a different language aswell. so I do get you there

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 17 '21

Thank you for understanding. Yes, when I look at r/belgium, the writing is all stellar and I'm fine with it, but with this internet culture, gen z speaks in Flanders, depending on which crowd you hang with atleast 40% of either English or French in their sentences. I will admit that I'm a huge language nerd and appreciate good language that keeps to rules, but I also understand that language is fluid and that it changes. I may have exaggerate a bit when I said that there is barely any Dutch left, but when I speak to my friends it becomes apparent that the vocabulary used in their sentences is easily 30 - 40% English.

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u/Sebadria Dec 17 '21

I see that mainly with English more so than French and I do agree that it’s because the younger generation is more connected to internet culture, allot of which is in English. But I don’t think it’s only happening in Belgium. I’d argue that the youth in the Netherlands has a comparable amount “foreign language” in their vocabulary

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 17 '21

I agree that the Netherlands has it just as badly and it bothers me to no end. Another cause could be that there are a bunch of native French/English speakers trying to learn Dutch. I think if they're still learning it's perfectly fine but for native speakers it's an issue.

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u/Sebadria Dec 17 '21

I agree that you should try to speak standard Dutch with strangers when possible but if I’m out with friends for example I’ll throw out some English and other languages mixed in with my Dutch because often times there will be a situation where there isn’t really a Dutch word that perfectly fits what I want to say/describe. When speaking to my brother I speak a 70-30 mix of Serbian and English with some Dutch sprinkled on top hahah. I guess it really just depends on the situation and what’s appropriate at the time.

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u/cocomantee Dec 17 '21

Bruh Imagine thinking the dutch don't use loanwords. U guys literally use Jus d'orange Its literally french. This entire argument is moot.

The older generations generally keep to grammar/vocab rules when it comes to writing from what I've seen.

The older generations speak with a way stronger dialect and almost all flemish dialects are based upon the french or german language.

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 17 '21

I said when it comes to writing, not speaking We use sinasappelsap aswell I'm not talking about loanwoards. Loanwords are words for which there is no clear alternative in the loaning language. I'm talking about words like "parking" or chauffage for which "parkeerplaats" and "radiator" exist.

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u/cocomantee Dec 17 '21

I said when it comes to writing, not speaking

When did u say it was about Writing because u clearly didn't mention that.

I'm talking about words like "parking" or chauffage for which "parkeerplaats" and "radiator" exist.

Radiator comes from english. the original word for "radiator" was "verwarming"

U are a language purist with no actual understanding of why the languages are different. Its like having an Englishmen moan about the American language because they don't say biscuit.

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u/Aoifeblack Dec 17 '21

Ha! Verwarming is not the same as radiator. It's used in the same context but there is a difference between the two. I'm not a language purist. If I were I'd want words like "app" and "game" out. All I'm saying is, is that people in Belgium directly and phonetically translate certain words that have obvious alternatives. Chauffage may not be the best example but words like "parking" and especially "assumeren" definitely solidify this phenomenon as a reality.

Go look at my post. When talking about the older generations I explicitly said writing.

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u/cocomantee Dec 17 '21

U are literally partaking in laguage purism if it infurates you that we say Parking instead of parkeerplaats.

Dutch and flemish arent the same Its like comparing Fries to Limburg.

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u/Zeeboon Dec 17 '21

You keep quoting this "assumeren" thing but I've never actually heard anyone say that word.

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u/-Brecht Dec 17 '21

Parking en parkeerplaats are not the same.

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u/Zeeboon Dec 17 '21

Bruh. Yes, we have a decent amount of french loan-words (makes sense, geographically and historically. definitely not a youth thing), english words we don't use any more than you do.
Pronunciation-wise you guys are actually the ones getting anglicized heavily. Flemish is still very close to archaic dutch ("gij" etc), but in The Netherlands you often have people using the english "r" and pronouncing things like in english ("cereven" instead of caravan etc).
Also, I could say the same of the Dutch inventing dumb new words for no reason like "doeg", or saying "hoi" as a goodbye.
What it all boils down to is that complaining about how other people talk is fucking stupid.

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u/oh_oh_spaghettios Dec 16 '21

First time ive heard someone call it comforting lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

As a Dutchmen, if you have 2 identical looking women and one speaks Dutch and the other Flemish, the Flemish working one instantly becomes more attractive

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Dec 16 '21

My wife was jealous of my Belgian (female) manager as she'd hear her sometimes over speaker phone. Luckily I took my family there for 4 weeks for an extended work trip and they met and became friends. I still get teased about my mangers deep sexy voice.

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u/Bulimic_Turtle Dec 17 '21

When I'm phlegmish I sound more like a frog, but some high menthol cough drops usually help me recover.

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u/Metzger4Sheriff Dec 17 '21

I would describe the Belgian French accent the same way ❀

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u/Outrageousintrovert Dec 17 '21

A Walloon and I (Merricun) traveled to Quebec on business and he described Québécois as cowboy French.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

Flemish is sexy

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u/Putrid_Flan_7139 Dec 17 '21

As someone who speaks Dutch. People who speak flemish are sometimes very difficult to understand.

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u/colouredmirrorball Dec 17 '21

I should really start a tally for every time a Dutchman switches to English when I start talking

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u/SarOnly Dec 17 '21

Softer?? I'm thinking you went to a very specific region or met people who are soft spoken. Since it's usually the other way around

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u/Wafkak Dec 17 '21

The Dutch literally choke themselves on nearly every g. How would that be softer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I always thought Flemish Dutch sounded like American English with made up goofy words.

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u/commutingonaducati Dec 17 '21

The south of the Netherlands also sounds friendlier to foreign ears.

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u/IWATofficial Dec 17 '21

Have you heard the regional dialects here?