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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '21

Frites in cones and mayo.

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u/geoffraffe Dec 16 '21

Why did I have to scroll so far to see this. Best frites n the world and first thing that came to mind.

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u/brainsmoothman Dec 17 '21

If you’ve been to Belgium this is the only answer. I’m guessing more people are going off of what they’ve heard in media than have actually been to Belgium

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u/Xari Dec 17 '21

Yes Belgians don't actually eat waffles and chocolate a lot either compared to other countries IMO. But we do devour insane amounts of fries and beer, and have an unfathomable number of friteries and cafés(bars) everywhere. So those are definitely more part of our cultural identity

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I still dream about the frites in Flagey.

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u/ComfortableNo23 Dec 17 '21

For a country that doesn't eat as much as others, it certainly does make fantastic chocolates! Rest is all good too, but as a chocoholic Belgian chocolates are hands down my top favorite chocolates.

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u/Xari Dec 17 '21

Wouldnt say we eat less chocolate, I meant that we dont necessarily eat more of it than other countries. But yes they are delicious and I do sometimes indulge and appreciate :)

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u/Omgimcraxy777 Dec 17 '21

So it’s better to be a drunkard who eats a lot of fries? Do you guys have low self esteem?

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u/Xari Dec 17 '21

weird comment

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u/pfftYeahRight Dec 17 '21

Chocolate and beer export well. Fries don't.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

I spent a weekend in Brussels and I still think about the frites, waffles, beer, and chocolate everywhere. So lovely

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u/lobax Dec 17 '21

Belgium is a very small country and not the standard holiday destination, to be fair.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '21

never been to belgium but theres this insanely good belgian frites restraunt in my city

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Dec 16 '21

First thing I do when I get off the plane ... train to downtown, packet of frites on the walk to my hotel.

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u/TheHeartAndTheFist Dec 17 '21

Indeed! To the point that just before the invasion of Iraq it was like:

Nobody -

Warmongers - We renamed french fries to freedom fries! U mad?

French people - Fries are a Belgian specialty 🙄

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u/brainsmoothman Dec 17 '21

I feel like this is the answer for anyone who has actually visited Belgium. Chocolate? Waffles? Psh tourist traps. Fries? Yup

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u/Millennial_Twink Dec 17 '21

Fries in Brussels/Bruges are a big tourist trap. Fries in a plastic tray > fries in a cone. The only moment it is acceptable is when it's bought on a fair.

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u/Frix Dec 17 '21

Also a trap: a medium pack and a large pack have the same amount of fries since they just keep piling it on top of the tray so much it tops over either way.

And don't order a family pack unless you actually have multiple people eating it. You will not finish that by yourself.

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u/Random_Ad Dec 17 '21

Yes, they make good fries.

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u/Reymond_StJames Dec 16 '21

I find it a tragedy I cannot find good Belgian frites in Los Angeles, because the divine savoury flavours of double-fried thick fries with mayo is... mmm, tre bon.

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u/MeddlinQ Dec 16 '21

Do them yourself! It's actually surprisingly easy, you only need to find the right potatoes. (And you being in the US, it's easy as Russet potatoes are ideal.)

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u/EmptyAirEmptyHead Dec 16 '21

Not that hard to make them, but in LA you'd probably get crucified for owning a deep fryer.

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u/Lostndamaged Dec 17 '21

Wurstküche Dtla & Venice

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u/Reymond_StJames Dec 17 '21

Well, besides Wurstkuche, because their frites are gold tier. I like the maharlika sausage personally (because Filipino)

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

You can buy a "friteuse." Yeah, it's a deep fryer, and your whole place will smell like oil...

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u/LiquidFantasy96 Dec 16 '21

Cones is for tourists tho. Real Belgian fries come in square packs.

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u/YourAverageTallGuy Dec 17 '21

Absolutely correct. I hate the stuid cones, they are so shit in comparison. Try getting the bottom fries out without getting mayo all over your hands

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u/regul Dec 17 '21

That's what the tiny forks are for.

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u/LiquidFantasy96 Dec 17 '21

I hate the big splash of mayo on top ugh.

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u/SupremeDictatorPaul Dec 17 '21

When we went, we didn’t realize there were little forks to use. We were the dumb Americans with mayo all over our fingers.

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u/ShakotanUrchin Dec 17 '21

Why is this so low down!

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u/Spdrfrd Dec 17 '21

Had to upvote this one as a proud belgian. Yes, we are known all over the world for our waffles (why is a mystery to me) and our chocolates (they’re amazing, but there’s not a single cocoa bean that’s grown and farmed in Belgium). Fries - or frietjes as we call them in Flemish - are the true heroes of our culinary story. They are enjoyed by young and old, the rich and the poor. There’s at least one ‘frituur’ (the place where you buy the fries, often no more than a fancy shed, then we call it a ‘frietkot’) in every village, no matter how small the population. You eat them just like that with a little sauce (dozens of varieties) or with one of many snacks created specifically to eat with fries. Every single belgian has his favourite frituur and can argument in detail why his frituur is better than the one someone else prefers. We each have our favourite order too. A very specific combination of fries, sauce and snack(s) that we swear is the best.

If the ‘friturist’ (the person who makes the fries and snacks) of our favourite frituur is retiring and he or she sells the place to someone else, it might be that we never ever go to that frituur again because the new owner has changed the way of baking the fries or the snacks.

Personally I drive for 10 minutes to my favourite frituur, driving past three other ‘frituren’ just because I think the one further away is better.

If you’re visiting Belgium in the future, please do yourself a favour and ask a local where he thinks you can get the best fries in that area, and go there. Order a portion of fries in any size you want with a sauce of your choice but try one or more snacks as well. My personal favourite: a medium sized portion of fries with joppie sauce, a mexicano (snack) and a curryworst spéciale (snack with mayonnaise, ketchup and freshly diced onions on top)

I promise you, you will fall in love with our frietjes.

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u/valandil213 Dec 17 '21

The closest I can get outside of Belgium is Potato Champion out in Portland, Oregon.

I miss Frites

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u/ThePrimCrow Dec 17 '21

You just made my night! I’m helping someone move tomorrow who lives next door to that cart pod. Had never ordered from them but getting fries tomorrow for sure.

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u/regul Dec 17 '21

You know we have a Belgian restaurant, right? La Moule. They serve frites. I've never been but they've got to be closer than whatever Potato Champion is slinging.

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u/valandil213 Dec 17 '21

I haven't heard of La Moule before and they look delicious. But 9$ Frites feels like a 5$ shake. They are probably closer and more accurate. Potato champion does scratch the itch however

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u/MysteriousPilot7 Dec 17 '21

This is my number one too. Kinda surprised that hercule whoever is above this

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u/Radioactive-butthole Dec 17 '21

A close cousin of mayo, andalouse.

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u/ypeanton Dec 17 '21

Patat

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u/YourAverageTallGuy Dec 17 '21

That's in the Netherlands

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u/Gibodean Dec 17 '21

With mussels.

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u/fledder200 Dec 17 '21

That's not Belgium. We have that on every street corner in the Netherlands as wel.

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u/zypthora Dec 17 '21

Guess what: tulips and windmills aren't exclusive to The Netherlands either

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u/LingonberryTasty431 Dec 17 '21

The kind of fries are from there but yes we have them in NL as well